# What would you have in your fantasy mansion?

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**Created:** [April 20, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400 "2021-04-20T19:55:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400/63 "2021-04-21T15:46:37Z")

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In no particular order (but required):

- A couple of “[Master Bedroom](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-term-master-bedroom-offensive/940001)” suites with double-secret ensuite attached Master-size bathrooms and walk in dressing rooms.
- A decent size movie theater
- Laboratory space for the transmogrification machine
- Walk-in storage locker for the jet packs
- Four-bay, double-deep garage: two bays for cars, and two for workout space
- Side cabin for the ham radio shack
- Secure, armored room for lightsaber storage
- Huge office, with many leatherbound books, and webcam capability and multiple plasma monitors, all of which smell of rich mahogany
- Kickass deck overlooking the grounds
- An “Astronomy Room” complete with Stellar Cartography projection system. . . because why the hell not?
- Double-sized kitchen with one of those rolling [garage door](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/461056080585510256/) windows

Tripler  
I have to work out to look all Muscular Evil Madman for my World Global Domination Zoom meetings.

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