# What would you have said to creation museum guy?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 21, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-said-to-creation-museum-guy/357607 "2006-05-21T03:59:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-said-to-creation-museum-guy/357607/41 "2006-06-22T14:42:56Z")

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OH OH OH!

The creation website says Noah had dinosaurs on the ark!

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> Dinosaur types which were preserved on the ark probably faced severe climate changes following the flood.

On [this page](http://www.answersingenesis.org/Docs/399.asp#29) - #29 Did a comet kill the dinosaurs?  
Man, this website is good reading.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-said-to-creation-museum-guy/357607/42 "2006-06-22T16:06:04Z")

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> [@Count Blucher](#):
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> But, if Creationism was so obvious, why would you need special effects? I’m surprised you didn’t say “The God I believe in doesn’t need a lightsaber, mister…!”
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> :dubious:
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> So, they serve ‘special’ M&Ms there, eh? Guess that tears it about which hors doeuvres to turn down while there, if you want to keep from induction into the cult. But really, the spiked M&Ms are just the gateway drug:
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> [RobinWilliams]Go for the M&Ms…stay for the KOOL-AID® ! [/RobinWilliams]

Since he doesn’t need it, if God gives me his light saber, I’ll go back to church. Seriously. Any God I’d worship reads the Dope, so if you’re out there, man, give it a thought.  
Don’t know if I could resist lopping me some Jedi arms off, though…

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-said-to-creation-museum-guy/357607/43 "2006-06-22T16:27:58Z")

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#19

No there’s something I did not know.  
Adam’s sinning against god’s word unleashed the mighty T-Rex upon mankind.  
Freakin Awesome!

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-said-to-creation-museum-guy/357607/44 "2006-06-22T16:53:49Z")

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I may have replied; “I doubt I’ll go [to the Creation Museum] I’m really not into fiction right now”

Jumping Jesus I can’t believe they’re building a freakin’ museum dedicated to creationism. :rolleyes:

I might check it out if it was kind of like a Universal Studios ride. You get into this ark and this giant Goliath tries to take you out, a mechanical David jumps out with his smiting rock and kicks the shit out of Big G. Or, jeebus smiting the crap out of Sodom an Gomorrah of course with a little interactive portion where you get to experience the prurient activities of those two proto-Vegas cities before they done got smote. Crap like that, yeah, I could dig it.

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