# What would you like to see in the Enterprise Season Four Premiere? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 19, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952 "2004-05-19T13:08:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![emarkp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@emarkp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emarkp)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952/41 "2004-05-31T18:22:05Z")
[One comic’s suggestion.](http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20040530&mode=classic) At least that would be honest… ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952/42 "2004-05-31T19:36:52Z")
Porthos wakes up, sees Archer in the shower, realises it was all a bad dream brought on by eating bad cheese. works for me. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952/43 "2004-06-02T01:12:36Z")
Sorry for the lateness, but I just finally watched the season 3 finale. Anyway, I recently manage to uncover Manny Coto’s first rough draft of Season 4, episode 1, act 1: I’ve come across Manny Coto’s first draft of episode one, season four, act 1: **T’Pol** : Primitive Earth airplanes? Are you positive? **Trip** : Shuttlepod’s got the bullet holes to match. What the hell’s going on? **T’Pol** : Ensign Mayweather, scan for any remaining anomalies, particularly temporal in nature. **Mayweather** : I’m detecting one off the starboard bow. But it doesn’t look related to the spheres. **T’Pol** (looking in her little scanner thingy): It’s increasing in size and approaching the ship. **Admiral William T. Riker** : SHIELDS UP! RED ALERT! **Trip** : Who the hell are you? **Daniels** : My apologies. I think I can explain… If you’ll just give me a moment. [Daniels fiddles with the PADD he’s holding. Riker disppears, and is replaced by a Gorn.] **Gorn** : Arrrrr! **Daniels** : No, that’s not it either. Hold on. [The Gorn disappears, and is replaced by Archer, who is wearing a flowery Hawaiian shirt and holding coconut containing some enjoyable beverage and a little paper umbrella] **Archer** : Aw, Daniels, I was just starting to feel relaxed. **Trip** : Will someone PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on? **Daniels** : My apologies everyone. As soon as the Xindi sphere exploded, I managed to remove Captain Archer from the timeline. I figured he needed a vacation, so I sent him to Tahiti for a week. **Archer** : Sort of. [Daniels stabs at the buttons on his PADD] **Daniels** : Unfortunately this THING isn’t working very well, and he went on a few… detours. As, I understand, have all of you. Anyway, everything’s back to normal now. I think. Well, I must be going. Captain, you probably won’t see me again. It’s been nice working with you. **T’Pol** : What about the “Temporal Cold War?” **Daniels** : Oh, that little thing? We fixed that all up last week. I thought I mentioned it. **Archer** : No, but I’m glad to hear it. Now if you don’t mind, we’d like to go home now. **Daniels** : You got it. [Disappears] **Hoshi** : We’re being hailed by Starfleet! **Archer** : On screen. **Admiral Forest** : Congratulations to all of you. I have new orders for Enterprise. She is to dock at the shipyards for a complete overhaul while her crew relaxes on Earth. **Trip** : About damn time! **Admiral Forest** : But don’t relax too much. Once the Enterprise is back to 100 percent, we’re sending you to the Tellarite homeworld. It seems they’re having some difficulty with the Romulans. [commercial break] ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952/44 "2004-06-02T01:20:20Z")
And I previewed the hell out of that, too. :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-like-to-see-in-the-enterprise-season-four-premiere/245952.md?page=2)