# What would you make the eucharist? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880 "2005-05-08T01:05:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/1 "2005-05-08T01:05:30Z")
Not trying to be blasphemous or sacreligious or anything, but if you could make a personal deviant from crackers and wine (grape juice), what would it be? I nominate Vanilla Coke and hmmm, I don’t know, maybe a Pringle or something. Of what would your new communion consist? ;j ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/2 "2005-05-08T01:07:10Z")
I would go with a bar-be-que pork rind and Diet Coke with lime! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/3 "2005-05-08T01:16:53Z")
Pringles and Mountain Dew. [sub]I’ve been watching too much _Survivor_. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/4 "2005-05-08T02:36:21Z")
A shot of tequila and a slice of lime. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/5 "2005-05-08T02:36:36Z")
> [@feppytweed](#): > > Not trying to be blasphemous or sacreligious or anything, but if you could make a personal deviant from crackers and wine (grape juice), what would it be? > > I nominate Vanilla Coke and hmmm, I don’t know, maybe a Pringle or something. > > Of what would your new communion consist? > ;j How about replacing it with another classic combo: milk and oreos!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/6 "2005-05-08T02:43:27Z")
Chocolate. [sub]no, nothing else. oh, fine. chocolate _and_ chocolate. happy now?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/7 "2005-05-08T02:55:35Z")
Candy canes and ginger ale. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/8 "2005-05-08T03:22:41Z")
Coca-Cola and a Reese’s peanut butter cup. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/9 "2005-05-08T03:23:55Z")
How about a living communion? I would give wine to my lover. A communion of Love… The wine will be fermented of grapes stomped and pressed by our naked antics and love throes. Our conception will become the Living Flesh… the Bread. Our sweet lovemaking under the late Summer skies will become vintage. Nine months later we will have imbibed and partaken. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/10 "2005-05-08T03:47:56Z")
Coffee. And when come back from The Last Supper, bring pie. Preferably raspberry. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/11 "2005-05-08T04:35:05Z")
Beer and pretzels, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/12 "2005-05-08T04:46:18Z")
Vienna sausage and V8. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/13 "2005-05-08T04:54:16Z")
A Little Debbie Swiss Roll and a coke. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/14 "2005-05-08T05:10:01Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Vienna sausage and V8. BBQ sauce, or regular? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/15 "2005-05-08T07:26:06Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Beer and pretzels, of course. When this comes to pass, my soul shall be SAVED! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@Dr.Kenneth\_Noisewater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Kenneth_Noisewater)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/16 "2005-05-08T12:47:50Z")
Gummi bears. or worms. something gummy. we could change it every week. Folks with no teeth can eat jesus cookies and cream flavored pudding. ---
**Author:** ![CBCD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@CBCD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBCD)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/17 "2005-05-08T13:02:49Z")
English Muffins with orange marmalade and a can of Red Bull. ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/18 "2005-05-08T13:37:41Z")
Lime coke and a bean burrito. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/19 "2005-05-08T13:54:17Z")
Chips and Salsa! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/20 "2005-05-08T15:12:51Z")
> [@CBCD](#): > > English Muffins with orange marmalade and a can of Red Bull. I prefer my English muffins with Vegemite. [sub]I could say something really dirty about wanting to eat an English muffin – but I won’t. 😉 [/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880.md?page=2)