# What would you make the eucharist? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880 "2005-05-08T01:05:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/21 "2005-05-08T15:26:30Z")
As a card carryin’ Pagan Priestess[sup]TM[/sup], I actually am faced with this decision IRL. (Sometimes I wish we had a big book to tell me what to do when I don’t feel like planning anything, but I digress.) My favorites? Fruits dipped into chocolate sauce and hand-fed to one another, along with sparkling herb-infused champagne. (Hello, Beltaine!) Chocolate’s always very popular. There’s even a whole chocolate ritual that you can find online, with the different elements represented by different forms of chocolate, and the eucharist hot cocoa and Hershey’s bars. Not so popular are the rice cakes and flat Pepsi that show up when some dolt forgot to bring the eucharist. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/22 "2005-05-08T16:14:37Z")
While this is technically sort of about food, I think it’s more suited for IMHO than in Cafe Society, so is being moved accordionly. ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/23 "2005-05-08T16:18:33Z")
Brains ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/24 "2005-05-08T20:59:14Z")
A gallon of milk and 8 saltines. If you don’t finish, you are _going to hell!_ ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/25 "2005-05-08T21:03:38Z")
Chocolate cream oreos and chocolate milk. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/26 "2005-05-09T14:41:13Z")
Big, thick, gooey, chewy chocolate chip cookies, with a Diet Coke chaser to wash away the guilt. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/27 "2005-05-09T14:47:21Z")
My daughter just had her first Communion and, in her expressed opinion, it already tastes like Pringles. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/28 "2005-05-09T15:18:42Z")
I went to a first communion recently, and thought that a good piece of french bread and a nice Merlot or Shiraz would be a dynamite eucharist. Girl Scout Thin Mints and milk would be a hit too. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/29 "2005-05-09T21:56:15Z")
Instead of bread wafers, how about wafers like in Kit-kat bars. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/30 "2005-05-10T13:11:09Z")
Beef Jerky and warm V8. That way the little kids will think that it really is the blood and body of Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/31 "2005-05-10T13:38:40Z")
Lamb of God with mint sauce. ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/32 "2005-05-14T15:52:03Z")
I just thought of one for elderly people: Ginger Snaps and Skim milk!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/33 "2005-05-14T18:19:40Z")
Oreos and milk. Always classic. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/34 "2005-05-14T19:17:11Z")
This is funny stuff! **Zebra** – 😃 Shortbread and hot chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/35 "2005-05-14T19:33:32Z")
Pepsi and pocky. Nothing beats pocky. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/36 "2005-05-14T19:44:39Z")
Fava beans and a nice Chianti ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/37 "2005-05-14T19:46:09Z")
Vinegar and tofu! Just to see the looks on peoples faces. 🙂 Actually, a church I once attended, unknowingly had the wine replaced with vinegar by an alcoholic deacon. After that, the priest would whiff the wine before communion. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/38 "2005-05-14T20:39:32Z")
In the Church of Priapus, it’s semen (not pan-fried). ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/39 "2005-05-14T21:32:33Z")
Human flesh and blood. Hey, if you’re going to say it’s something else why not have it actually be that something? This is just a joke. I’m not advocating cannibalism. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880/40 "2005-05-18T19:32:52Z")
Aww, now I’m hungry. Wasabi peas and a bloody Mary. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-make-the-eucharist/302880.md?page=3)