# What Would You Name a Pet T. Rex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221 "2007-06-24T16:39:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/61 "2007-06-26T12:18:52Z")
[QUOTE=Omniscient] On review, I change my answer to Ann Coulter. [/QUOTE] Ah yes, the neck. ---
**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/62 "2007-06-26T12:43:07Z")
Silver And, yes… It would be equipped with a saddle. That. Would. ROCK! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/63 "2007-06-26T13:13:58Z")
Michael: > **[Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) ⭐ 5.3 | Comedy, Sci-Fi](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111361/)** > > 1h 22m | PG-13 or maybe Theodore: > **[Theodore Rex (1995) ⭐ 2.4 | Action, Comedy, Family](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114658/)** > > 1h 32m | PG ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/64 "2007-06-26T13:21:08Z")
I had a little bet with myself that someone would say Bitey within the first 5 replies. 😛 I’d go with Rory Calhoun, because… You know why. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/65 "2007-06-26T14:25:55Z")
Jar Jar ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/66 "2007-06-26T14:30:35Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Jar Jar [/QUOTE] Yeah. Brilliant. Piss off the T. rex. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/67 "2007-06-26T14:34:52Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Jar Jar [/QUOTE] You don’t want to have your pet for long, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/68 "2007-06-26T14:40:38Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I had a little bet with myself that someone would say Bitey within the first 5 replies. 😛 I’d go with Rory Calhoun, because… You know why. [/QUOTE] Still surprised that no one has said “Jub Jub”, “Bart Jr.” or “Chirpy Boy”. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/69 "2007-06-26T14:43:14Z")
For that matter, I just realized, Calvin has a certain appropriateness… ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/70 "2007-06-26T15:37:12Z")
George. “I will love him and pet him and call him George.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/71 "2007-06-26T21:07:27Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] Jar Jar [/QUOTE] **Trunk** made the T Rex cry. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/72 "2007-06-26T21:35:29Z")
[Sharptooth](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharptooth) [Dino](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dino_%28The_Flintstones%29) Or as a [Monty Python](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python%E2%80%99s_Life_of_Brian) side-reference, “Biggus Bitus” or “Gnawtius Maximus”. ---
**Author:** ![smhanse751](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@smhanse751](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smhanse751)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/73 "2007-06-26T22:16:37Z")
Mr. Chompy Non Shnouser 😛 ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/74 "2007-06-29T06:50:52Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] For that matter, I just realized, Calvin has a certain appropriateness… [/QUOTE] genius! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/75 "2007-07-01T22:06:05Z")
> [@](#): > > What Would You Name a Pet T. Rex? Chewbacca, of course. What? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/76 "2007-07-02T01:38:06Z")
aaauuugh! ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221/77 "2007-07-02T02:30:12Z")
[QUOTE=Full Metal Lotus] Bitey McTinyhands [/QUOTE] Yeah!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-name-a-pet-t-rex/409221.md?page=3)