# What would you order for your last meal?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 11, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718 "2012-12-11T17:36:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/21 "2012-12-11T22:06:20Z")

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While it’s being made…a Six Pack of various Stone brewery IPAs…

Filet Mignon, baked potato with bacon, sour cream and chives, green beans with sauteed mushrooms and onions, more sauteed mushrooms, salad with blue cheese dressing and croutons. A bottle of Cabernet or Merlot to wash it down…

and now that the appetizer is out of the way…

Lobster Thermadore from Chateau Changs.  
Clam Chowder in a bread bowl from Fisherman’s Wharf in SF.  
Hot and sour soup from Golden Chopsticks.  
Double-Double from In-n-Out.  
Spaghetti Bolognese and Rigatoni from Marineli’s at the M Resort.  
Another bottle of Cabernet and/or Merlot.

The wife’s Lemon Marangue Pie, chocolate chip cookies and brownies.

BUCKET!!!

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/22 "2012-12-11T22:30:16Z")

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Small mixed greens salad (that bleu cheese is sounding mighty fine)

Prime rib with au jus.  
Smashed garlic potatoes  
Pepsi.

Desert: Frozen margarita and raspberry cheesecake with white chocolate whipped frosting

I’m hoping they kill me before the stomach cramps set in.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/23 "2012-12-12T07:01:41Z")

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Okay I’m game:

Chicken Greek Salad, hold the olives (Italian Dressing)  
Bowl of New England Clam Chowder (oyster crackers)  
Fisherman’s Platter w/calamari instead of shrimp) (tartar)  
Boiled Lobster Dinner (with all the fixings)  
Apple Crisp AND Chocolate Fudge Cake  
sleeve of Diet Pepsi

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/24 "2012-12-12T07:20:18Z")

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One hundred fifty hash brownies.

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**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/25 "2012-12-12T07:48:55Z")

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Dom Perignon and a good dry cabernet or merlot

Half a dozen large oysters with vinegar and hot sauce dip

Small servings of:  
very thin salmon carpaccio  
beluga caviar and truffles  
fried ox brain  
curried chicken hind quarter  
chili shrimp (Japanese-style)  
small porterhouse - medium

Dessert: roasted chestnuts shelled and boiled in condensed milk, chilled, and topped with heavy cream

An orange and 8 oz Coke

Folger’s instant coffee

One Havana

“I am Farouk!”

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/26 "2012-12-12T07:52:30Z")

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> [@geneb](#):
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> A few pounds of good NC style pulled pork barbeque and a pitcher of a good sour beer. Not sure which beer, but I will decide if this ever needs to happen.

I read that as [long pork](http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork) barbeque, no wonder you’d be on deathrow

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**Author:** ![furdmort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@furdmort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furdmort)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-order-for-your-last-meal/643718/27 "2012-12-12T08:05:18Z")

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Since we’re discussing a last meal before an execution, then there is really only one choice:

An everlasting gobstopper.

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