# What would you say on the Moon? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420 "2005-07-21T03:34:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/41 "2005-07-22T03:49:14Z")
Fine, i’ll go build my _own_ lunar lander, with Blackjack and hookers…in fact, forget the lunar lander… ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/42 "2005-07-22T03:53:53Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I can’t believe I get to do this first! 🆒 > > I’d start [singing](http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/)! “We’re Whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon…” (i actually thought that would be the linked song… and just think, i had managed to avoid seeing the spongmonkeys up until now, thanks for blowing my record, Inigo :mad: 😃😉 …could be worse, i pride myself on the fact i’ve never seen the other two infamous grossout internet webpages popularly bandied about on forums… something about a goatman and a girl in a bathtub i believe… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/43 "2005-07-22T08:14:03Z")
Actually, I think I’d say “Hey! the shadows are all wrong!” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/44 "2005-07-22T09:45:25Z")
“Hey, Ivan! Beat THIS!” ::Sticks out a leg, and _grinds_ a boot into the lunar surface.:: (Naah, I’d probably figure out something poetic. THEN I’d diss the commie screwheads. 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/45 "2005-07-22T13:24:48Z")
“Whoooooooooaaaa, dude. I must’ve taken some really heavy shit, man, ‘cause I think I’m on the moon. What? I really am on the moon? No fuckin’ way, dude …” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/46 "2005-07-22T14:09:16Z")
“Dude, where’s my moon buggy?” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/47 "2005-07-22T14:57:00Z")
Seeing as it was 1969, I’d wanna strike a blow for civil rights. "I wanna dedicate a number to Governor George Wallace of Alabama, who is listening in… _[If the Man in the Moon were a Coon, Coon, Coon…](http://www.archive.org/download/AdaJones_part1/IftheManintheMoonWereaCoon.mp3) What would you do???_" ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/48 "2005-07-22T15:05:15Z")
“Hang on the Cheat! We’re takin’ this baby to the moooooon!” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/49 "2005-07-22T16:03:21Z")
“Oh MAN that was one hell of a party last night? So … where are we?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/50 "2005-07-22T18:01:27Z")
"One of these days Alice… …BANG! ZOOM!" all the good ones were taken. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/51 "2005-07-22T18:43:03Z")
I would let out stream of creative profanites, so kids would have to learn them in school. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420/52 "2005-07-22T19:07:07Z")
“Oh shit, I just locked my keys in the LM.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-on-the-moon/313420.md?page=2)