# What would you say the chances are of you ever having sex again (after today)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 10, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221 "2015-06-10T23:59:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wellanuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@wellanuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wellanuff)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/21 "2015-06-11T03:30:11Z")
> [@Mr.Kobayashi](#): > > A million to one, and still they come. The chances of me coming _on_ Mars are even worse. But here on Earth, 100 percent, barring any sudden demise, knock on wood. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/22 "2015-06-11T03:38:47Z")
This seems like a binary poll. I am on the positive side. ---
**Author:** ![2ManyTacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/3da27b/32.png) [@2ManyTacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2ManyTacos)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/23 "2015-06-11T03:42:04Z")
Fuck if I know; 23 year old male virgin here. The people who say it’s impossible to get through college without finding willing sex partners are lying. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/24 "2015-06-11T03:42:19Z")
67 here, smoker but otherwise in good health, no health issues. I didn’t have sex yesterday, not sure about tonight but if I miss tonight tomorrow will be certain. My doctor says I have a 1 in 5 chance in having a heart attack before I am 77. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/25 "2015-06-11T03:47:22Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Virtually certain. I have a wife I adore who hasn’t wised up and realized she can do tons better. Moi aussi. Like, my wife could be banging a dude who doesn’t say “Moi aussi.” ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/26 "2015-06-11T03:51:40Z")
> [@2ManyTacos](#): > > Fuck if I know; 23 year old male virgin here. > > The people who say it’s impossible to get through college without finding willing sex partners are lying. In college alcohol usually plays a part in the process. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/27 "2015-06-11T03:55:59Z")
> [@2ManyTacos](#): > > Fuck if I know; 23 year old male virgin here. > > The people who say it’s impossible to get through college without finding willing sex partners are lying. Might I suggest cutting back on the tacos? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/28 "2015-06-11T04:10:55Z")
I haven’t completely given up hope, but it seems unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/29 "2015-06-11T04:13:09Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Moi aussi. > > Like, my wife could be banging a dude who doesn’t say “Moi aussi.” She probably thinks you are claiming to be an Aussie. Thus the banging. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/30 "2015-06-11T04:13:15Z")
It’s probably 95 percent likely I’ll have sex tomorrow. Engaged, and we have a very healthy sex life. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/31 "2015-06-11T04:18:31Z")
0.00% ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/32 "2015-06-11T04:30:44Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > 0.00% Two decimal places? I thought I was discouraged. ---
**Author:** ![Teach-me-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a4c791/32.png) [@Teach-me-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teach-me-not)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/33 "2015-06-11T04:41:16Z")
Before my death? The odds are pretty high, I hope. > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > …she can do tons better. Is ‘doing tons’ a weightlifting activity or something? Whatever it is, with enough practice, I’m sure you can also get better at it. 😛 > [@Leaffan](#): > > I should maybe start a new thread. > > I love companionship and sharing thoughts, meals, movies, a golf game perhaps or a walk in the sun? Sex is overrated for me. Not sure if you were serious, but maybe you should start a new thread. I’m interested. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/34 "2015-06-11T04:47:51Z")
Nil. Unless I get put in a nursing home with dementia, and then all bets are off. Cynical - who, me? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/35 "2015-06-11T05:50:34Z")
5% ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/36 "2015-06-11T09:04:15Z")
I’m married, so I’d say the odds are pretty good. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/37 "2015-06-11T09:05:38Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Virtually certain. I have a wife I adore who hasn’t wised up and realized she can do tons better. What, you haven’t scared her off yet with all your polls? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/38 "2015-06-11T09:18:10Z")
slim. single and not looking. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/39 "2015-06-11T10:02:14Z")
‘Again’? Some of us have never had it. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-say-the-chances-are-of-you-ever-having-sex-again-after-today/722221/40 "2015-06-11T10:45:46Z")
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