# What would you show/make for Dinner and a Movie?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 9, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846 "2004-11-09T16:00:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/1 "2004-11-09T16:00:35Z")

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My friend and I were discussing _The Passion of Christ_ recently and how brutal it was. Someone wondered how it would go over on TBN’s _Dinner and a Movie_. The next question being what would you make with it? We came up, of course, with rack of lamb with cranberry chutney. Even better: [Grilled Roasted Rack of Lamb in Red Mole](http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/108206).

Yum! Talk about your Body of Christ! 😃

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/2 "2004-11-09T16:35:54Z")

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Deffinately a full middle-eastern/mediteranian spread. Fallafals, warm pita bread, humous, sald with tomatoes and olives, baba-ganoush, maybe a couple of lamb kebabs. Though I’d rsther be watching Jesus Christ Superstar or Lawrence of Arabia.

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**Author:** ![Jimson\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@Jimson\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimson_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/3 "2004-11-09T17:33:12Z")

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Filet Mignon (Blood Rare)  
Garlic Whipped Potatoes  
Asparagus spears with tarragon vinegar  
Flat bread

Of course an oakey Red Wine

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/4 "2004-11-09T17:56:30Z")

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Poltergeist- Fried Chicken

The Exorcist- Green Pea Soup (you had to see **that** one coming 😉 )

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/5 "2004-11-09T18:36:13Z")

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> [@Jimson Jim](#):
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> Garlic Whipped Potatoes

🙂

Two Thousand Year Old Bread

Crack two eggs into a mixing bowl. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Add 1 cup flour. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Stir in 1 cup milk. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Add 1 package dry yeast. Beat vigorously for 20 minutes. Hang dough on two nails for several hours. If dough seems dry, add a little vinegar. When it is finished, take dough down and put it to rest in a stone pot. Leave for three days. Let rise.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/6 "2004-11-09T18:48:23Z")

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\*Soylent Green \* - Ry-Krisps™ and beakers of murky lukewarm water.

_Cool Hand Luke_ - Beer and hard-boiled eggs (couldn’t see \*that \* coming, couldja?)

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/7 "2004-11-09T19:47:54Z")

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_Babe_ : Succulent Roast Suckling Pig  
_Bamby_ : Rack of Venison  
etc.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/8 "2004-11-09T19:59:23Z")

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Stand By Me – Blueberry Pie

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**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/9 "2004-11-09T20:01:42Z")

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Fried Green Tomatoes – Fried Green Tomatoes

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/10 "2004-11-09T20:09:25Z")

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“[The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover](http://imdb.com/title/tt0097108/)” – Nah, why spoil it? 😉

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/11 "2004-11-09T20:24:07Z")

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Wow. I’m flabbergasted.

I was certain by this point we’d have the obvious :

Silence of the Lambs - Liver, with fava beans and a nice chiante.

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/12 "2004-11-09T20:43:20Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> “[The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover](http://imdb.com/title/tt0097108/)” – Nah, why spoil it? 😉

😛

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**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/13 "2004-11-09T21:59:27Z")

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Alive - hmm… [Spam](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_229.html), perhaps?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/14 "2004-11-09T21:59:41Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> “[The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover](http://imdb.com/title/tt0097108/)” – Nah, why spoil it? 😉

Chicken? Er, rooster, I mean?

Burnt sausage?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/15 "2004-11-09T22:01:00Z")

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Parents – Whatever you find in the laundry bag.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-show-make-for-dinner-and-a-movie/273846/16 "2004-11-10T01:00:21Z")

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What’s Up Tiger Lily?- An egg salad so good it will make you plotz

The Pit And The Pendulum, The House Of Wax, or most other Vincent Price Films- A wonderfully sophisticated ham seasoned to perfection

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Club- Meat Loaf

The Man With Two Brains- Brains in black butter

Waterworld- A flavorless and overdone turkey

Big Trouble In Little China- Porkchops, express

Resevoir Dogs- Ears seabright, duck ala orange, blondies
