# What would you WANT the #1 cause of deaths for 15 to 24 year olds to be?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 12, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670 "2013-03-12T00:53:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hermitian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hermitian/32/470_2.png) [@Hermitian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermitian)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/21 "2013-03-12T14:49:27Z")

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> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#):
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> Seriously speaking, something more or less unpreventable like say cancer.

So the only one taking young-adult deaths seriously is a teenager? Go figure.

My votes: Overdose on homework. Overwork at nursing homes. Automobile accidents, but as Grandma’s passengers (only thing scarier than teenager driving is old people driving).

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/22 "2013-03-12T14:52:43Z")

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Starcraft.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/23 "2013-03-12T14:58:16Z")

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Irradiated spider bites.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/24 "2013-03-12T15:10:12Z")

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> [@Hermitian](#):
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> So the only one taking young-adult deaths seriously is a teenager? Go figure.
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> My votes: Overdose on homework. Overwork at nursing homes. Automobile accidents, but as Grandma’s passengers (only thing scarier than teenager driving is old people driving).

“When I die, I want to go peacefully and in my sleep, like Grandma, not in screaming terror, like the teenagers in her car.”

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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/25 "2013-03-12T22:03:24Z")

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Four more died in Illinois last night when their SUV also flipped into a pond. We either need to stop them from driving SUVs or show them that Mythbusters about exiting a sinking vehicle.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/26 "2013-03-12T22:15:10Z")

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Smoking.

No, seriously. No teenager has ever died from smoking. It doesn’t catch up to them until years later. But if they could watch a few of their peers succumb to lung cancer before their junior prom, they might think twice about lighting up.

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**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/27 "2013-03-12T22:29:11Z")

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Well, a few of them have died from falling asleep while smoking and setting fire to themselves, but that’s indirect.

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**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/28 "2013-03-12T22:42:35Z")

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Spontaneous human combustion.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/29 "2013-03-12T23:11:04Z")

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> [@Septima](#):
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> Well, a few of them have died from falling asleep while smoking and setting fire to themselves, but that’s indirect.

People don’t randomly “fall asleep while smoking” except when they’re drunk out of their minds. It shouldn’t be “fell asleep while smoking”, it should be “passed out while smoking”.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/30 "2013-03-12T23:14:01Z")

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Axe body spray overdose.

(Or is that in the “accidental poisoning” category mentioned in the OP?)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/31 "2013-03-12T23:19:06Z")

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> [@Molesworth\_2](#):
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> Spontaneous human combustion.

> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> Axe body spray overdose.

Why can’t we combine the two?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/32 "2013-03-12T23:33:31Z")

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It would make the best Axe commercial ever.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/33 "2013-03-12T23:58:09Z")

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Struck by lightning seems good.

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**Author:** ![steviep24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@steviep24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steviep24)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/34 "2013-03-13T00:15:47Z")

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Texting, Facebook and Twitter addiction.

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**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/35 "2013-03-13T02:13:09Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Smoking.
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> No, seriously. No teenager has ever died from smoking.

It’s often fatal when combined with huffing petrol in enclosed spaces.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/36 "2013-03-13T02:23:00Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> People don’t randomly “fall asleep while smoking” except when they’re drunk out of their minds. It shouldn’t be “fell asleep while smoking”, it should be “passed out while smoking”.

In third grade, a guy from the fire department came to class to show us a film about fire safety, which was basically a series of gruesome images from the aftermath of fires. Most of them were caused by someone “falling asleep while smoking in bed.” I don’t recall his ever mentioning drunkenness, but now that I think about it, that almost has to be the case.

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**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/37 "2013-03-13T02:36:50Z")

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Atrophy of the brain caused by excessive meme usage.

Only those capable of original thought should survive.

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**Author:** ![Chilliwack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@Chilliwack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chilliwack)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/38 "2013-03-13T02:40:50Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> Vampires.

That would be the leading cause of _undeath._

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**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/39 "2013-03-13T02:43:45Z")

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Sagging pants.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-want-the-1-cause-of-deaths-for-15-to-24-year-olds-to-be/652670/40 "2013-03-13T02:44:38Z")

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Duck lips? Selfies?

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