# What would you write on a thermonuclear warhead? (Messages on bombs) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739 "2016-06-29T22:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/21 "2016-06-30T02:43:19Z")
We apologize for any inconvenience. ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/22 "2016-06-30T02:57:16Z")
Front toward enemy ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/23 "2016-06-30T03:04:00Z")
> [@Shamozzle](#): > > Front toward enemy Quoted for Claymore love. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/24 "2016-06-30T03:08:31Z")
“…and your Whole Family…!” ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/25 "2016-06-30T03:16:16Z")
Brexit! ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/26 "2016-06-30T03:22:58Z")
If you can read this, it didn’t go off, but the fission trigger could still kill you with radiation poisoning. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/27 "2016-06-30T03:25:38Z")
And your little dog, too. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/28 "2016-06-30T03:41:37Z")
Let there be light. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/29 "2016-06-30T04:01:27Z")
I’ll have what she’s having ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vegetable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Space\_Vegetable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vegetable)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/30 "2016-06-30T04:26:10Z")
How’s my exploding? Call 1-800-555-1212. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/31 "2016-06-30T05:11:22Z")
You’ve got to ask yourself one question… ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/32 "2016-06-30T05:34:26Z")
“The Devil made me do it”. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/33 "2016-06-30T05:40:33Z")
“Simon says melt” “Suck blazing neutrons!” “This Is Not A Bomb” “Don’t cut the blue wire, honest” ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/34 "2016-06-30T06:43:08Z")
“it’s the only way to be sure” Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/35 "2016-06-30T06:57:55Z")
Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/36 "2016-06-30T11:50:13Z")
E=MC^2 (Demonstration inside) ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/37 "2016-06-30T11:58:30Z")
N/M ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/38 "2016-06-30T12:37:02Z")
Special delivery. No signature required. ---
**Author:** ![ASGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@ASGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/39 "2016-06-30T12:58:37Z")
If I really had this opportunity I would probably be a traditionalist with something like “Eat this you [insert name] bastards!” But I also like “Stay off my lawn you [insert name] bastards!” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-write-on-a-thermonuclear-warhead-messages-on-bombs/758739/40 "2016-06-30T13:09:05Z")
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