# What would your airline be called?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-airline-be-called/134511>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 30, 2002, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-airline-be-called/134511 "2002-10-30T07:11:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-airline-be-called/134511/21 "2002-10-31T18:08:17Z")

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RickAir.

So I’m not original, sue me.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-airline-be-called/134511/22 "2002-11-01T05:30:58Z")

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Stealing from a semi-famous John Cleese remark;

“Relatively Crash Free” Airlines, Ltd.

Or how about:

Hub 'n Spoke Air - _We’ll get you to your destination today… Sometime … and by adding 1500 miles to your trip …_

Chapter 11 Air - _Free First Class tickets to the first 350 corporate attorneys in line._

Mass Transit Air - _Buy an annual plane pass for **only $650** and ride anywhere we fly - but only on the 15-stop flights that go through Toledo._

Air Enron - \*Your ticket price is guaranteed - honest. Really. Trust us… \*

Martha Stewart Airlines - _Fly in style, correct color and in planes that are guaranteed to coordinate with your wardrobe. Just don’t be surprised if we sell your tickets at midnight with no warning._

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