# What would your custom T-shirt have on it? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499 "2002-12-23T06:01:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/21 "2002-12-24T04:13:27Z")
I think I’d want one I could wear to work every day that would say something like, “I work for compleat idiotts and dummmis” Or, maybe considering the business I’m in, maybe this one would be more appropriate: All News Broadcasts Suck Ours Just Gets Better Ratings Aren’t We Proud Of Our Audience?? ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/22 "2002-12-24T07:13:30Z")
“UMass Debate” …get it? ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/23 "2002-12-24T21:03:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TelcontarStorm \* > \*\*Gould spellen’ ain’ta preewreckwezit 4 gould komyunickashun > \*\* I like! (and that’s an inside joke between me and people I know) ---
**Author:** ![7string](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@7string](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7string)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/24 "2002-12-24T21:26:00Z")
How about… Front: There is no “I” in go fuck yourself… Back: But there is one in suck my dick! Or maybe… The first part of eugenics is you! ---
**Author:** ![7string](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@7string](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7string)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/25 "2002-12-24T21:32:23Z")
Here are a few more… God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. (maybe this works better as a bumper sticker) If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Front: I think, therefore I am. Back: I think for myself, therfore I am dangerous. If you are not outraged you are not paying attention Subvert the dominant paradigm! I may be selfish, but you’re wasting my time! ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/26 "2002-12-24T21:44:13Z")
On the front: “When come back bring Pi” on the back “Mmmm Pi” (or vice versa) Really great ideas, by the way. I have a friend that owns a T-Shirt store if anyone wants any of these made. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/27 "2002-12-24T22:14:44Z")
I’m fond of: Brain Dead Monday - Friday 9:00am - 5:00pm and It must suck being you. ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/28 "2002-12-24T22:31:22Z")
A few I’ve been meaning to print out: My body is a temple and the voices are its choir Yes, I smoke-Deal with it “Hi, Opal” on the front with “If you need to ask, you don’t need to know” on the back When I want your opinion, I’ll just shoot myself because things are that bad ---
**Author:** ![the\_duke\_69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@the\_duke\_69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_duke_69)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/29 "2002-12-24T22:34:48Z")
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t… and for a girls shirt, Stop stareing at my boobs. Born ok the first time God masturbates to. I pass out when I get hard. Proceed euro-ameracan adelecint (on the front) GO white boy! (on the back) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Goo\_Fee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Doctor\_Goo\_Fee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Goo_Fee)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/30 "2002-12-24T22:39:15Z")
my shirt would have my sig on it: “I think, therefore He isn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/31 "2002-12-25T00:16:53Z")
U U D D L R L R B A Alternatively, in big black letters on a white shirt, “CHOOSE DEATH” “FRANKIE SAYS” “WHO CARES?” ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/32 "2002-12-25T00:37:47Z")
I didn’t come up with this, but I just bought a shirt yesterday that reads: “You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored.” I had been wanting that shirt for a long time… ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/33 "2002-12-25T01:29:01Z")
“Are you even on my level of the food chain?!?” ---
**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/34 "2002-12-25T01:34:06Z")
slogans sucksup[/sup] “Work like no one’s watching Love like you don’t need the the money, and dance like you’ll never get hurt” ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/35 "2002-12-25T05:03:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \* > (First off, I love the OP’s). > [@](#): > > Okay, mine. The word ‘Masturbater,’ in a pretty cursive font, pale blue on a white t-shirt, with sparkles, like one of those stupid shirts that say ‘hottie’ or ‘princess.’ I like that one, too. Maybe one that says, “If you lie to boys, you’re a bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/36 "2002-12-25T05:11:36Z")
I have a shirt that says “Let Me Tell You About My Dysfunctional Family” ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/37 "2002-12-25T05:35:09Z")
[Python] I’m still waiting for someone to produce a t-shirt that says “MR. NEUTRON” on it. [\Python] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/38 "2002-12-25T05:46:57Z")
“When I go out I play in the streets I eat mashed potatoes I get hit by cars” It’s the intro from a song by Five Iron Frenzy called _Kingdom of the Dinosaurs._ “Be careful, your eyes may fall out from staring so intently.” “Yes, they’re real. No, you can’t touch them.” “If I wanted I could take you from your man.” Of course, I would probably have another one that said “If I wanted I could take you from your woman.” I’m an equal opportunity seductress. “Succubus. Warning: if you let me, I can and just might suck your soul out from you.” This one entirely intended as a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Number](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/number/32/242_2.png) [@Number](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Number)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/39 "2002-12-25T06:17:48Z")
I explored the Dungeons of Doom and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! I’d probably have a big @ on the back. ---
**Author:** ![ghandi5569](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@ghandi5569](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghandi5569)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499/40 "2002-12-25T07:18:13Z")
I’ve got several ideas for t-shirts…one that I’ve already printed up. First, the printed one–is an orange shirt. Has Boobzilla written on it, underneath a picture of a large dinosaur with big teeth and huge boobs. Caption reads “Too Much Boob For You, Little Man.” (I like to wear it to Victoria’s Secret.) There is follow up in the works–Little Miss Boobzilla. Similar dinosaur but no teeth and tiny boobs. Caption reads “Not Enough Boob, But Working On It.” I also want a shirt that says “Town Patrol” on the front, and “Meter Bitch” on the back. Other ideas: Shirt that says “Who are you? And why are you wearing my socks?” Shirt that says “Support Shacking Up. Why pay a lawyer to split up your stuff?” Shirt that has a stick person on the front and a lines and circles on the back, all in a sort of pile (to represent stick carnage). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-your-custom-t-shirt-have-on-it/144499.md?page=3)