What would your name have been if you were born the opposite gender?

David.

It was my mom’s favorite name and actually, she planned to name my older brother that. But about a year before he was born, my aunt had a baby David and my mom thought they would be too close in age to have the same name. A year later, when she was pregnant again, she felt she still couldn’t use the name so my sister was going to be a Douglas.

When I came along three years later, it was definitely going to be David. And then I was born with a vagina and all, and shot that plan to hell. So she never did get her David.

And I would have been David, by the way, not Dave.