# What? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285 "2000-01-28T15:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/1 "2000-01-28T15:10:00Z")
* * * You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/2 "2000-01-28T15:23:00Z")
the fuck? Over. * * * Laugh and the world laughs with you. Smilie and you smilie alone (with my contempt). – missdavis ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/3 "2000-01-28T15:24:00Z")
Excuse me? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/4 "2000-01-28T15:24:00Z")
…the hell is going on? * * * “Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/5 "2000-01-28T15:25:00Z")
Baking powder? ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/6 "2000-01-28T15:25:00Z")
…do you want? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/7 "2000-01-28T15:27:00Z")
Exsqueeze me? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/8 "2000-01-28T15:28:00Z")
ever. * * * Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/9 "2000-01-28T15:28:00Z")
…is the name of that stripper with her ass all over Gavin? ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/10 "2000-01-28T15:32:00Z")
I’m sorry? Oh. That would be me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/11 "2000-01-28T15:37:00Z")
…is this that stands before me? Figure in black which points at me… ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/12 "2000-01-28T15:38:00Z")
… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/13 "2000-01-28T15:43:00Z")
…time IS it anyway. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/14 "2000-01-28T15:47:00Z")
And thus, the creation of thine forum known forthwith as MPSIMS was verily justified. * * * The post below mine will most likely be occupied by LauraLee. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/15 "2000-01-28T15:48:00Z")
. . . the fuck? * * * The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![chyster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@chyster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chyster)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/16 "2000-01-28T15:48:00Z")
is wrong with you! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/17 "2000-01-28T16:04:00Z")
…is the meaning of life? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/18 "2000-01-28T16:07:00Z")
…goes up, must come down. (And preferably not on my head. I’ve been clunked one too many times as it is, as is evidenced by my assinine posts re the new counter under our names. ::sigh: 🙂 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/19 "2000-01-28T16:10:00Z")
…is your favorite color? ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what/13285/20 "2000-01-28T16:11:00Z")
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