# What'd I miss?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 1999, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737 "1999-12-05T16:34:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/1 "1999-12-05T16:34:00Z")

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Hi everyone! I’ve been gone about 2 months…what’s new?

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/2 "1999-12-05T17:42:00Z")

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Yow! A lot!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/3 "1999-12-06T06:43:00Z")

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You missed Guy Stuff. Sigh. You should read it, though. Good for many laughs!

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/4 "1999-12-06T06:45:00Z")

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I tried to read Guy Stuff, but it was too boring and I couldn’t do it. I tried on 3 different occassions. Maybe someone could post a summary of why it is supposed to be funny somewhere?

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Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)  
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat  
O p a l C a t  
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/5 "1999-12-06T15:52:00Z")

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I can fill you in right here, Opal.

Because men are idiots.

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“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”  
~P.J. O’Rourke~

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/11737/6 "1999-12-06T16:09:00Z")

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I’m new.

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.