# What'd I miss?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 28, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138 "2010-03-28T20:21:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/1 "2010-03-28T20:21:28Z")
I’ve been away from the boards since the start of February. What did I miss?
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/2 "2010-03-28T20:29:04Z")
**TubaDiva** gave all current participants $10,000 each. It was AWESOME! I used mine to buy a car!
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### Author:  [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/3 "2010-03-28T20:31:45Z")
The rhino stampede was a little dangerous, but it was exciting!
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### Author:  [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/4 "2010-03-28T20:36:21Z")
Scarlet Johannson registered and offered free sex to anyone who posted between 2/15 and 3/27. We were all pretty excited, but it turned out that it wasn’t really her… the internet had acheived consciousness, and was messing with us.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/5 "2010-03-28T21:01:44Z")
Shhh - it can hear us.
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/6 "2010-03-28T21:11:36Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> We were all pretty excited, but it turned out that it wasn’t really her…
Speak for yourself.
The problems started when she wanted me to make her breakfast. “No, Scarlett,” I said, “much as I admire your quirky natural beauty and astonishing body, and all the wild things you did with me last night, breakfast wasn’t part of our contract. Now please leave.”
Bitch took my wallet.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/7 "2010-03-28T21:16:59Z")
> [@Risha](#):
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> The rhino stampede was a little dangerous, but it was exciting!
It sure was. It was a test project for newbie initiation (let’s face it, Maria the squid is getting on in years), and you should have seen those newbies run! I think only a few _didn’t_ make it out alive or safe–kind of hard to see from where I was sitting. Anybody know for sure?
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/8 "2010-03-28T22:18:39Z")
**ivn1188** was appointed moderator of The Pit and General Questions. It hasn’t been pretty.
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### Author:  [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/9 "2010-03-29T02:25:12Z")
A self-admitted pedophile flamed out.
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/10 "2010-03-29T02:26:02Z")
Weren’t you in a mafia game? It ended.
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### Author:  [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/11 "2010-03-29T02:28:33Z")
I personally started my most successful thread. 127 posts. Og, I was so hard I could hardly walk.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/12 "2010-03-29T02:52:26Z")
> [@Turek](#):
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> A self-admitted pedophile flamed out.
It’s kind of funny how that fits in with all the other interesting events. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/13 "2010-03-29T03:30:58Z")
There was a board war with [yayignorance.com](http://yayignorance.com). I know, we’re not supposed to do that sort of thing, but they attacked first.
Oh, and the Dope nearly splintered over a nasty little fight about a nasty little creep. Fortunately that bit seems to be over.
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### Author:  [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/14 "2010-03-29T04:26:50Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Weren’t you in a mafia game? It ended.
Yeah, he got subbed out when he disappeared.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/15 "2010-03-29T04:33:45Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> **TubaDiva** gave all current participants $10,000 each. It was AWESOME! I used mine to buy a car!
A brand new TOYOTA!
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### Author:  [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/16 "2010-03-29T04:33:45Z")
Hello, Scuba\_Ben.
I joined and am still trying to figure out the players.
Edit: So very wrong of me. I see I joined in January.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/17 "2010-03-29T04:33:58Z")
The board was shut down and _replaced with an exact duplicate_.
Also, the ice cream used in the Stage II ritual achieved sentience and now has a talk show on YouTube.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/18 "2010-03-29T04:35:47Z")
**czarcasm** is now **Chicken of Bristol**
(this one is real)
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### Author:  [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/19 "2010-03-29T04:45:01Z")
We’re all celibate vegetarians now.
It’s a LOOOOOOONG story…
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### Author:  [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/20 "2010-03-29T04:45:53Z")
The end of the world as we know it.
But I feel fine.
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