# What'd I miss? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138 "2010-03-28T20:21:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/21 "2010-03-29T04:53:28Z")
we voted you queen of the ice festival Arrr yeah, we scuttled the Ted. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/22 "2010-03-29T05:53:43Z")
With the passage of health care reform, the apocalyspe is about to happen. Because we all know the last thing God wants is healthy people. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/23 "2010-03-29T07:44:29Z")
What did you not miss? That’s what I’d like to know. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/24 "2010-03-29T12:15:05Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > We’re all celibate vegetarians now. > It’s a LOOOOOOONG story… But our cucumber stock has gone THROUGH THE ROOF! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/25 "2010-03-29T16:35:37Z")
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchinis, pineapples… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/26 "2010-03-29T16:36:39Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > A brand new TOYOTA! It was great - that thing went like stink! And…kept…going. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/27 "2010-03-29T16:50:17Z")
The wise prophet **Fedup42** posted an advisory about the evils of [nude photographs and silver-tounged evil connectors](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=551515). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/28 "2010-03-29T16:56:18Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Cucumbers, bananas, zucchinis, pineapples… and apple pie! ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/29 "2010-03-29T17:02:54Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > … pineapples… I don’t think I want to date you. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/30 "2010-03-29T17:03:28Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > The board was shut down and _replaced with an exact duplicate_. > > Also, the ice cream used in the Stage II ritual achieved sentience and now has a talk show on YouTube. It has happened more than once, each time we get close to understanding it, only each _exact duplicate_ is weirder than the last one. How can an _exact duplicate_ be weirder than before, you ask?, well, is like this asd2134124&%&%&$… (No Carrier) ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/31 "2010-03-29T17:03:37Z")
I was named King Shecky the Magnificent. It was either going to be that or Forkbeard. Either worked for me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/32 "2010-03-30T04:19:51Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > I don’t think I want to date you. Chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/33 "2010-03-30T04:30:39Z")
I was [elected as Glorious Leader of the Leftist Hordes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12267054&postcount=39), but missed the ceremony. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/34 "2010-03-30T06:11:59Z")
USCDiver declared himself the underwater champion of the boards, and there was no one here to challenge him. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/35 "2010-03-30T07:09:46Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > **TubaDiva** gave all current participants $10,000 each. It was AWESOME! I used mine to buy a car! > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > A brand new TOYOTA! Which replaced his rusted out 1972 Ford Pinto. When you’re hot, you’re hot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/36 "2010-03-30T08:32:11Z")
I annoyed everyone with my abrasive assholishness, especially where Google leaving China was concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/37 "2010-03-30T12:39:34Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **czarcasm** is now **Chicken of Bristol** > > (this one is real) What? I’ve **been** here and I somehow missed that. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/38 "2010-03-30T12:43:37Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > What? I’ve **been** here and I somehow missed that. A reference to his [custom title](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12126477&postcount=2). ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/39 "2010-03-30T18:23:49Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > A reference to his [custom title](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12126477&postcount=2). Oh, ok, I thought it was a name change! Never mind. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138/40 "2010-03-30T18:25:45Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > But our cucumber stock has gone THROUGH THE ROOF! Oh dear, just after I read [this story](http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/cucumber-in-rear-was-failed-suicide-bid/story-e6frfku0-1225847704304), too… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatd-i-miss/534138.md?page=3)