# Whatever happened to alien anal probes? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 3, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458 "2010-07-03T21:44:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/41 "2010-07-07T20:24:35Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > They’ve switched to probing mouths. Let’s hope they washed the probes. I’m reminded of a cartoon I once saw, of some aliens probing an orgasmic looking woman. “Are you SURE that’s the right orifice? The other one didn’t make noises like this.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/42 "2010-07-07T20:25:55Z")
Easily excited and impressionable human beings of the kind likely to think they’ve been abducted have passed out of the anal stage at last? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/43 "2010-07-07T20:28:10Z")
Are **Superhal** and **Hal Briston** the same poster? ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/44 "2010-07-07T20:51:27Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Are **Superhal** and **Hal Briston** the same poster? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE…Hal. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/45 "2010-07-07T20:58:42Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > Carl Sagan’s _The Demon-Haunted World_ has an excellent chapter on the subject. “Aliens From Spaceships Performing Anogenital Experiments On Us” is nothing more than the current version of a dream that people have been experiencing for hundreds of years. > > . Ok, now I do have to get that book. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/46 "2010-07-07T21:24:41Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > Carl Sagan’s _The Demon-Haunted World_ has an excellent chapter on the subject. “Aliens From Spaceships Performing Anogenital Experiments On Us” is nothing more than the current version of a dream that people have been experiencing for hundreds of years. > > . Hmm. If werewolves and vampires are in every culture because of serial killers throughout history, then what does it say about anal sex while drunk? ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/47 "2010-07-07T22:38:00Z")
The aliens saw how litigious we were becoming, and realized they were exposing themselves to massive liabilty. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jhC_KHkihKY/hqdefault.jpg "Alien Sued for Abduction of Human's Ancester") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/48 "2010-07-09T16:46:26Z")
> [@sleeping](#): > > They’re no longer covered by Medicare. Winner. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458/49 "2010-07-10T00:45:36Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Hmm. If werewolves and vampires are in every culture because of serial killers throughout history, then what does it say about anal sex while drunk? Read the book. My synopsis was an obvious oversimplification. Apologies if I misinterpreted your comment. . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-alien-anal-probes/545458.md?page=2)