# Whatever happened to corn nuts?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 12, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065 "2008-05-12T18:35:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leiko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Leiko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leiko)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/21 "2008-05-13T00:00:36Z")

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I see them in most convenience stores I go to.

Oddly, corn nuts and raisins mixed together make a decent breakfast cereal.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/22 "2008-05-13T00:00:47Z")

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[QUOTE=MGibson]  
That can’t be real!  
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Apparently, it is, and [dates back to 1999](http://www.monzy.com/?m=199910). Obviously, that wasn’t the last time Corn Nuts dabbled in double entendres- I recall in the mid-'90s, the snack was represented by a bird named Winky, and the slogan was “What is your Winky up to?”

Corn Nuts are made by [The Planters division of Kraft](http://www.planters.com/cornnuts/).

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/23 "2008-05-13T00:02:28Z")

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[QUOTE=nikonikosuru]  
God, how I loathe the smell.  
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A-fucking-men. I refuse to try one simply because of the smell. It makes the world a worse place for me.

Naturally, the coworker I have been spending the last two months silently willing to quit, and who sits right next to me, simply loves them.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/24 "2008-05-13T00:04:28Z")

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I like the ‘con limon’ flavor or whatever it is. Haven’t bought any in over a year but I’m pretty sure 7/11 carries them. I usually buy them when I’m taking a long road trip.

A joke among my friends is whenever someone takes their shoes off someone will ask, “is someone eating corn nuts? Oh, you just took your shoes off.”

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**Author:** ![mshar253](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@mshar253](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mshar253)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/25 "2008-05-13T00:26:43Z")

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[QUOTE=MGibson]  
That can’t be real!  
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I heard the writers of the jingle being interviewed on the radio about a month ago. It was definitely real, as someone else pointed out. Also, I believe that the guys who wrote the Corn Nuts jingle were also responsible for Slim Jim’s “Eat Me” commercial in the late 90s.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/26 "2008-05-13T00:31:30Z")

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We buy off brand corn nuts in bulk at our local grocery. They taste better than the original (which is hard, as i LOVE me some cornnuts) and they don’t have the smell.

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/27 "2008-05-13T00:52:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Motorgirl]  
I see them at convenience stores around the Boston metro area.  
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Hmm… I’ve looked there, and at CVS and Rite Aid, and a selection of supermarkets, without any luck. Maybe I need to do more of my grocery shopping at gas stations.

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**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/28 "2008-05-13T00:54:24Z")

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There’s a whole box in my office break room.

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**Author:** ![Chum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/29 "2008-05-13T03:57:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Helena]  
There’s this stuff called [Glad Corn](http://www.gladcorn.com/) that my husband really likes.  
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Glad Corn is _amazing_. It’s like slightly less crunchy Corn Nuts. I love both, though. But _not_ flavored Corn Nuts. They ruin the food’s biggest selling point for me: a three-ingredient processed snack.

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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/30 "2008-05-13T04:53:10Z")

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They sell them in variety packs at my local Food 4 Less, I also bought some recently off the neighborhood icecream truck.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/31 "2008-05-13T05:18:49Z")

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I don’t know where they were purchased, but I thought of all of you tonight when I noticed that one of the students I was teaching was munching a bag of corn nuts.

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**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/32 "2008-05-13T13:49:26Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I like the ‘con limon’ flavor or whatever it is. Haven’t bought any in over a year but I’m pretty sure 7/11 carries them. I usually buy them when I’m taking a long road trip.  
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“Chile con limon,” I think, and they were my favorite, too. I say “were” because I haven’t seen that flavor in years now.

I loves me some CornNuts.  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/33 "2008-05-13T14:02:50Z")

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Maybe I’ll head down to the store at lunch and bust a nut. It’s been a while since I’ve had any.

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/34 "2008-05-13T14:50:42Z")

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[QUOTE=nikonikosuru]  
They’re still around, unfortunately. God, how I loathe the smell. My dad buys them just to torture me.  
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Holy shit these are the nastiest fucking things on the face of the planet. They smell SO bad just thinking about them makes me want to vomit. I don’t see how people can eat those things.

BLECH!!!

(Green Apple flavored candy runs a close second as the worst smelling food product ever)

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/35 "2008-05-13T17:08:43Z")

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There was ONE bag of Corn Nuts at the 7-11 nearest to my house. It was Ranch. I did not buy them.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/36 "2008-05-13T18:16:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Cubsfan]  
Holy shit these are the nastiest fucking things on the face of the planet. They smell SO bad just thinking about them makes me want to vomit. I don’t see how people can eat those things.

BLECH!!!

(Green Apple flavored candy runs a close second as the worst smelling food product ever)  
[/QUOTE]

I puke at the smell of Grape Bubble Yum.

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**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/37 "2008-05-13T18:25:04Z")

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There were girls in my high school in the late 80’s that ate these abominations all day long. The smell and crunching was horrible. They weren’t the most popular girls, oddly! 🙂

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**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/39 "2008-05-13T19:40:50Z")

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I knew it! I totally remembered that jingle.

My art teacher in high school was so repulsed by the smell of them that if anyone opened a bag in the room, he’d make the kid sit outside the door, and we’d have to air out the whole room.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/40 "2008-05-13T20:45:16Z")

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Corn nuts! Oh, how could I have forgotten them! Now I must look for them the next time I’m downtown.

I fucking love those things-thanks for the reminder!

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-corn-nuts/449065/41 "2008-05-13T21:45:02Z")

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There are CornNuts in the vending machine in the break room here. I bought a bag (Chili con Limon) today in honor of this thread. They weren’t as hard as I remember them being, but damn they were good!

I’m going to have to pick up some more. I remember, back when I used to eat them regularly (years ago), that I liked the BBQ ones best.

Thanks, \*\* Sal Ammoniac\*\*!

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