# Whatever happened to jingles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 15, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796 "2010-09-15T01:59:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/41 "2010-09-16T02:26:27Z")

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I KNOW, the only thing close to jingles are these lame things that don’t even rhyme. Like, “Mattress Firm, it’s a gray place, to get a good night’s sleep.” (Or maybe it’s “good place to get a gray night’s sleep.”) At any rate–doesn’t rhyme, sounds lame, and the woman singing it has serious enunciation problems.

I fondly remember things like “Hold the pickles hold the lettuce/special orders don’t upset us” --bonus points for an internal rhyme.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/42 "2010-09-16T02:31:21Z")

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There are a few still on local radio. Here’s one of the ads played on my town’s radio station:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1KcyEkaXsNU/hqdefault.jpg "Badgerfest 2008 - Bluegrassholes - Bluegrass Glass & Mirror") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KcyEkaXsNU)

Frankly, if I needed glass or mirror replacement, I’d probably call them, since I can actually remember the business name and phone number. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/43 "2010-09-16T02:32:54Z")

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Local chimney sweeping company (which is retro in and of itself) A Step In Time totally does the jingle thing to the hilt still. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCFlorPI\_o&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCFlorPI_o&feature=related)

ETA: Even if I can’t remember the whole thing, I never forget “dial C-H-I-M-N-E-Y!”

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**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/44 "2010-09-16T03:07:04Z")

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Home-home-home-home of the one dollar install!

See how far your mind can take you… at Apollo Coooollege!

I hear jingles all the time. Then again, I’m a product of the '90s so maybe I just haven’t experienced what you guys consider true jingles.

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**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/45 "2010-09-16T06:21:10Z")

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> [@gwendee](#):
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> . . . Honeycomb. . .

The Honeycomb jingle was lifted from a popular song of the same name. [Jimmie Rogers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anRqh02N8UM) recorded it in 1957.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/46 "2010-09-16T11:54:14Z")

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A true jingle is more than 10 words.

Another fave from my teenage years – the Bekins jingle. (Taken from [here](http://bekinshistory.blogspot.com/2006/08/chuck-blore-company-chuck-wrote-bekins.html).) I saw a Bekins truck the other day and reflexively started singing it.  
Bekins men are careful, quick, and kind  
Bekins takes a load off of your mind  
Moving heavy stuff or a fragile fixture  
A Bekins man is a moving picture  
We’re the best-trained moving men around  
In the moving business Bekins men are pros  
And pros means poetry  
In moving

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/47 "2010-09-16T14:25:48Z")

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Forgot to mention the HVAC company in this area that has a jingle that they tweak for heating and air conditioning seasons.

I was amused to see that they flipped into heating mode last week even though today’s forecast high is 92 degrees.

_Late last night I woke up shivering in my bed.  
That danged old furnace, it was completely dead.  
So I called Morris-Jenkins and they very kindly said  
You’ll have warm heat in your house tonight!_

The summertime version is  
_Late last night I woke up sweatin’ in my bed.  
That old air conditioner, it was completely dead.  
So I called Morris-Jenkins and they very kindly said  
You’ll have cool air in your house tonight!_

Catchy, not excessively annoying, but memorable as hell.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/48 "2010-09-16T16:20:19Z")

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Here’s one from Washington State:

[State Roofing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WjMxCL2GL8).

From [an article on jingles in the contracting industry](http://www.replacementcontractoronline.com/industry-news.asp?sectionID=319&articleID=640882):

> [@](#):
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> The award-winning tune created for State Roofing, in Seattle, lifted the company’s consumer awareness level from single digits to 50% or more. Prospects often ask reps to sing the song for them.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/49 "2010-09-17T02:03:35Z")

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But speaking of Buster Brown-“Pluck your magic twanger, **Froggy**!”

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-jingles/553796/50 "2010-09-17T16:52:14Z")

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There is a place here in Kansas City with a jingle that is pretty effective and quite short:

Less of you, more of life, Weight Loss Surgical Center!

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