# Whatever happened to manhattan?

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**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384 "2010-11-12T03:00:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hirka_T_Bawa)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/1 "2010-11-12T03:00:16Z")

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**Manhattan** used to be the mod in GQ back when I started hanging out on the SDMB, and I have many memories of seeing him moderate that forum. However, I don’t remember why he stopped being a mod, and now has left the SDMB all together.

I saw a closed zombie thread in GD today that was moved there long ago by **manhattan** , and noticed he was still listed as a charter member. However, his profile lists him as not being active since 05/15/2005, and his last [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6134683&postcount=2) was on 05/07/2005. His post wasn’t a good bye message or anything, and it is hard to do a search for a moderator since they post so much, and are mentioned in so many threads.

So, what ever happened to **manhattan**?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/2 "2010-11-12T03:13:10Z")

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As I recall, he said he was going to stop posting because he didn’t like the political atmosphere of the board.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/3 "2010-11-12T03:43:52Z")

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I thought we sold him back to the Indians?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/4 "2010-11-12T03:52:42Z")

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Re: his charter membership – former mods are comped memberships in perpetuity.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/5 "2010-11-12T03:54:04Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> I thought we sold him back to the Indians?

Yes, and boy, was he angry about getting shipped to Bombay! And after we poked all those airholes in his crate and everything.

Well, one airhole, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/6 "2010-11-12T03:55:58Z")

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Who you callin’ an A-hole?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/7 "2010-11-12T03:57:56Z")

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He showed up at my board back in fall of 2009 for a few weeks (under the username **ryevermouthbitters** , which I thought clever) before wandering off again. It’s a pity he’s not around so much anymore, I always quite liked him.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/8 "2010-11-12T04:01:36Z")

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And manhattan’s best remembered post:

> [@How do I keep IE from automatically chenging the text size?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-keep-ie-from-automatically-chenging-the-text-size/143703/24):
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> I don’t use a client - I use Yahoo! mail. I have IE 6.02. You’re seriously telling me bcullman that no browser suddenly starts spinning the pointer, as if looking for an update or something, then changes the text size when finished? Bullshit. Help me, don’t help me, but don’t just invwent an answer please. I happen to know that Mac browsers so this all the time, Mr. Web developer.
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> sailor, Hail Ants, I wasn’t talking to you. What are you, the fucking hall monitors?

> [@How do I keep IE from automatically chenging the text size?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-do-i-keep-ie-from-automatically-chenging-the-text-size/143703/26):
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> As it happens, _I_ am the fucking hall monitor. If you don’t want help, don’t ask. You insult another user and you’re done here. That is _not_ how we do things here.
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> So knock it off.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/9 "2010-11-12T14:14:23Z")

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I still see him on FaceBook.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/10 "2010-11-12T16:24:39Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I still see him on FaceBook.

::grips hand in solidarity::

And I hear him in the laughter of children, and smell him in the doorways of certain Quizno’s. He’s alive in our hearts.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/11 "2010-11-12T18:01:28Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> He’s alive in our hearts.

_And_ spleens!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/12 "2010-11-12T18:02:29Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> certain Quizno’s.

Certain Quizno’s what? 😕

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/13 "2010-11-12T18:35:51Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> _And_ spleens!

Yes, **manhattan** was well-known for venting his spleen.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/14 "2010-11-12T18:52:48Z")

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Manny was a good guy and great Moderator on here. He once told me that if I ever needed “friends in low places”, he was my man. I miss those days.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/15 "2010-11-12T20:11:47Z")

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**manhattan** gave up the whiskey, switched to gin, met a girl named Olive, and now goes by the name **Martini**

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/16 "2010-11-12T21:07:46Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Certain Quizno’s what? 😕

Maybe its doorways again. The doorways of certain Quizno’s doorways.

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**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/17 "2010-11-13T10:52:12Z")

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> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> **manhattan** gave up the whiskey, switched to gin, met a girl named Olive, and now goes by the name **Martini**

Enfield?

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/18 "2010-11-13T15:28:32Z")

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Really hasn’t been the same since Giuliani closed all the porn shops. Damn you Disnification!

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**Author:** ![wintertime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c68b51/32.png) [@wintertime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wintertime)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/19 "2010-11-13T17:55:51Z")

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I heard he was taken. Even before Berlin.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-manhattan/560384/20 "2010-11-13T18:02:06Z")

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> [@wintertime](#):
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> I heard he was taken. Even before Berlin.

Lenny? Is that you?

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