# Whatever happened to Master Wang-Ka?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 7, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754 "2006-08-07T20:24:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/21 "2006-08-10T00:41:25Z")
> [@Google ads](#):
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> PJs in Fleece, Cotton & Cashmere. Same Day Shipping - Great Prices!
>
> Are You Normal?
> 15 fun questions to see how you compare with other Americans!
>
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Mine want me to be cozy and warm in new PJs while I read your posts, to test my normality if your posts leave me wondering if it’s me or them, and to get a job working at home so I can log on and read anytime I damn well please.
Welcome back. You crack me the hell up.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/22 "2006-08-10T01:10:52Z")
> [@Master Wang-Ka](#):
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> …eeesh.
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> Are those ads based on my cookies or yours? Mine just want to sell me stuff to make various parts of my body bigger, without reference to gender…
Well, they’re supposed to be based on keywords posted in the thread, but other than “petered out” and “sword”, I have NO idea what they’re picking up!
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/23 "2006-08-10T01:32:18Z")
> [@Master Wang-Ka](#):
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> …eeesh.
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> Are those ads based on my cookies or yours? Mine just want to sell me stuff to make various parts of my body bigger, without reference to gender…
Mine says, “Are you normal?”
And I don’t care at all for its accusative tone.
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/24 "2006-08-10T01:36:45Z")
> [@Miller](#):
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> Mine says, “Are you normal?”
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> And I don’t care at all for its accusative tone.
I think the cheap cooking apron offer is rather friendly.
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/25 "2006-08-10T01:46:11Z")
And now it’s “Fertility Acupuncture.”
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### Author:  [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/26 "2006-08-10T01:50:30Z")
PLUS, we can make $7000 a WEEK by typing at home…
hey…
Isn’t that what we do here?
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btw, welcome back, Mr. Ka! \
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### Author:  [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/27 "2006-08-10T02:31:26Z")
I’m getting a massive ad for humor writing workshops…I’m not sure who that’s directed at, but it’s pretty safe to say that **Master Wang-ka** doesn’t need any help.
Anyway, welcome back! I always enjoy reading your stories, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as when I read the Jehovah’s Witness story, though I seem to recall one about a waterbed that was almost as good. Hmm, I think I have a search to do…
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whatever-happened-to-master-wang-ka/367754/28 "2006-08-10T03:14:35Z")
> [@Miller](#):
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> And now it’s “Fertility Acupuncture.”
>
> _\_
You want to prick me WHERE?
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