# What's a "Gay BLT"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 5, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212 "2010-08-05T01:10:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/21 "2010-08-05T11:59:31Z")
It’s served between buns. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/22 "2010-08-05T12:10:31Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > > [@AWB](#): > > > > My mom used to make BLATs: Bacon, Lettuce, Avacado, and Tomato. Mostly the same. > > My first thought was that a gay BLT would have avocado on it. I don’t know why I thought of avocado, maybe because it’s a big fruit. But it’s a FAT fruit, so I’m thinking…no… ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/23 "2010-08-05T13:25:56Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > You still want the man-mayo? Nah, I’m trying to cut fat out of my diet too. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/24 "2010-08-05T14:15:20Z")
Well, it _is_ the queen of sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/25 "2010-08-05T16:41:43Z")
Come on, I can’t be the first one to have thought of the [AIDS Burger](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ff_6VsRuas). (True Blood s1 spoilers in video) ---
**Author:** ![Loisseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Loisseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loisseau)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/26 "2010-08-05T18:47:54Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > It’s served between buns. Hypno-Toad got it right. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/27 "2010-08-05T18:59:16Z")
I would have thought a gay BLT has fudge packed into it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/28 "2010-08-05T19:17:14Z")
They’ll hold the pickle if you ask nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Loisseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Loisseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loisseau)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/29 "2010-08-05T19:19:40Z")
They toss the salad before putting in the bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/30 "2010-08-05T19:45:29Z")
It has fish sticks. Do \*you \*like fish sticks? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/31 "2010-08-05T20:11:55Z")
When I ordered my BLT, the cook stood behind the waiter and reached it around to me. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/32 "2010-08-05T21:21:07Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Do \*you \*like fish sticks? Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![kingbighair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/13edae/32.png) [@kingbighair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingbighair)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/33 "2010-08-05T22:07:53Z")
It comes with a side order of haggis. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/34 "2010-08-05T22:15:22Z")
Shouldn’t that be fag haggis? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/35 "2010-08-05T22:51:15Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Shouldn’t that be fag haggis? Faggis for short? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/36 "2010-08-06T00:15:14Z")
> [@Loisseau](#): > > > [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > > > It’s served between buns. > > Hypno-Toad got it right. All glory to the Hypno-Toad! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/37 "2010-08-06T19:55:31Z")
Okay, this thread is making me laugh waaaaay too much (and my 68 year old mom wants to know why :eek: ). ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/38 "2010-08-06T19:55:57Z")
**tr0psn4j** : You like to put fish sticks in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish? ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/39 "2010-08-06T20:03:28Z")
Guacamole, baloney, lard and tuna. Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-gay-blt/549212/40 "2010-08-06T20:14:39Z")
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