# What's a good name for me? I'm tired of bongel already.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 4, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994 "2000-09-04T19:33:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994/41 "2000-09-09T06:45:56Z")

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A few more suggestions for ya, **bongel** :

\*\*Lumpy\_Undies

PotatoBrain

The Crazed Kumquat

LobotomyBoy

TheMalteseBippy

JJJingleheimerSchmittJr

Rectum\_Head

Wombat From Hell

EnisThePenis

Dangling\_Boogers

Uglier\_N\_Shit\*\*

Don’t thank me–I’m happy to help.

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**Author:** ![Mu\_Mu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Mu\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mu_Mu)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994/42 "2000-09-09T18:46:00Z")

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That’s quite a list. How long you working on it?  
Don’t waste them all on Bongle. Save some for yourself.  
If you pick **EnisThePenis** , though, don’t be surprised if people want to see “references”.

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**Author:** ![The\_Pit\_and\_The\_Pendulum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@The\_Pit\_and\_The\_Pendulum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Pit_and_The_Pendulum)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994/43 "2000-09-10T16:00:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Hastur \*  
> \*\*Hmmn. Well, some ideas that seem to follow the SDMB could be:
> 
> Capt\_Felch  
> Mr\_Rant  
> General\_Malaise  
> Zentropic\_Force  
> Little\_Miss\_Martyr  
> Hegelrific  
> Kantian\_Problem  
> Out\_Of\_Focault  
> WWJD
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> But these are just some thoughts… \*\*

It took a couple of twists, but  
**Out\_Of\_Focault** turned into  
**Foucault** turned into  
**Out\_Of\_Michel\_Focault-French\_philosopher** turned into  
**physicist Jean Foucault (1819-1868) inventer of the pendulum that bears his name** turned into

**The Pit and The Pendulum**

And thank to all who wrote (except the one with  
Lumpy\_Undies. Yuk!)

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-good-name-for-me-im-tired-of-bongel-already/31994/44 "2000-09-11T05:33:06Z")

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**Mu Mu** said:

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> That’s quite a list. How long you working on it?

Not very. You don’t really believe I put any significant effort into this shit, do you?

**TPATP** (you don’t honestly expect me to refer to you by more letters than some entire posts contain, do you?) said:

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> And thank to all who wrote (except the one with Lumpy\_Undies. Yuk!)

Ingrate.

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