# What's A Weight Watcher's Meeting Like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 25, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286 "2005-09-25T02:01:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286/21 "2005-09-28T04:39:33Z")

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I also now declare this thread hijacked beyond repair.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286/22 "2005-09-28T10:48:10Z")

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> [@inkleberry](#):
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> But what does the vagina do?

It lies in wait. That is it’s job.

A place to pack stuff? Jeeeeeeez! I think women have enough jobs as it is. I hadly think we need to start seeing the meat canal as a place for casual storage. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286/23 "2005-09-28T11:35:52Z")

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The meat canal?

THE MEAT CANAL?

Why am I giggling so much?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286/24 "2005-09-28T11:43:50Z")

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> [@inkleberry](#):
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> God wouldn’t have made such a convenient purse if he didn’t intend to have it well-stocked.
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> Do you have a better suggestion for proper use of a meat sock? I mean, it usually does _nothing_. All the other body organs are busy all day, processing this, filtering that, beating, thinking, transporting. But what does the vagina do? Nothing. Five days a month it does something, and maybe a few times in a lifetime rolls out something the size of a small cantelope. But mostly it is very lazy. Lazy lazy lazy.
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> Besides, it tends to be safe from pickpockets.
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> More things should be stored in vaginas.

I’ve got something you can store in it. 😃

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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-a-weight-watchers-meeting-like/323286/25 "2005-09-28T23:02:16Z")

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> [@calm kiwi](#):
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> Of course and yes it sounds stupid, but I see your “I’m going outside to smoke a homosexual” and raise it with a “I’m putting my money in my vagina pack”. 😃

My favorite story was the one about the immigrant high school teacher who, when two students were late to class, said, “Don’t lie to me - you were out in the parking lot sucking fags, weren’t you?”

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