What's A Weight Watcher's Meeting Like?

[inkleberry]

I also now declare this thread hijacked beyond repair.

[calm_kiwi]

@inkleberry

But what does the vagina do?

It lies in wait. That is it’s job.

A place to pack stuff? Jeeeeeeez! I think women have enough jobs as it is. I hadly think we need to start seeing the meat canal as a place for casual storage.

[Audrey_Levins]

The meat canal?

THE MEAT CANAL?

Why am I giggling so much?

[Malacandra]

@inkleberry

God wouldn’t have made such a convenient purse if he didn’t intend to have it well-stocked.

Do you have a better suggestion for proper use of a meat sock? I mean, it usually does nothing. All the other body organs are busy all day, processing this, filtering that, beating, thinking, transporting. But what does the vagina do? Nothing. Five days a month it does something, and maybe a few times in a lifetime rolls out something the size of a small cantelope. But mostly it is very lazy. Lazy lazy lazy.

Besides, it tends to be safe from pickpockets.

More things should be stored in vaginas.

I’ve got something you can store in it.

[ENugent]

@calm kiwi

Of course and yes it sounds stupid, but I see your “I’m going outside to smoke a homosexual” and raise it with a “I’m putting my money in my vagina pack”.

My favorite story was the one about the immigrant high school teacher who, when two students were late to class, said, “Don’t lie to me - you were out in the parking lot sucking fags, weren’t you?”