# What's feels better? A thread for guys and gals. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465 "2000-07-13T18:59:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/21 "2000-07-14T09:43:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by psycat90 \* > \*\*Why oh why God did I decide to open this thread at lunchtime? \*\* Obviously so you could report back to us a couple of hours later. Well?? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/22 "2000-07-14T12:56:34Z")
Usually pissing, but when the planets all align and that perfect dump occurs (not too moist, not too gassy, not too messy), the feeling is almost sublime. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/23 "2000-07-14T12:56:35Z")
My first conscious thought upon waking this a.m. was, “Why did I type `sluts.’ I meant HAGS!” Please accept my sincere apology, and thank you to all of you who flamed me in silence. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/24 "2000-07-14T13:50:28Z")
I have to go with peeing on this one. The morning pee is always the best though because I’ve held it in all night long and it just comes out like a pleasant waterfall. The shit part reminds me of an old song I learned in grade school. There were two versions of it but I can’t remember all of the lyrics so if anyone can help… please do. It was something like this: When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst, diarrhea… diarrhea or If your riding in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea… diarrhea ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/25 "2000-07-14T15:04:31Z")
A BM for sure…I never let myself get to the point of pain when it comes to pee-pee. A big poop, or\*\* “dropping the kids off at the pool”\*\* as a co-worker calls it, is a wonderful expirience. The bigger they are the more you get a feeling of waking up after a 12 hour sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/26 "2000-07-14T15:33:46Z")
“Dropping the kids off at the pool” – YOU MADE MY DAY NIPPLE MAN! To add to the cacaphony, double flushers used to be more impressive before the days of reduced flow tanks. I’ll never forget how proud my roomate was when he came out looking for “a spoon or something” to bust up his log before it would be accepted. (No I didn’t look, and yes we threw out the spoon.) More fun with poop. Some years back Mrs. Dinsdale and I invested in a beam balance scale for the bathroom that was far more accurate than any human needs. So you know what we had to do - weigh-ins before and after. Believe me, anything over a quarter pounder is HUGE. God I love my wife! Perhaps for the favorite signs thread, there is a septic tank maintenance firm in the Chi area. Painted on the sides of their tanker trucks is the motto, “We’re number one in the number two business.” First time I saw it I almost drove off the road. ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465/27 "2000-07-14T16:29:00Z")
Definitely draining my lizard. This whole sense of relief surges through my body after I do it. But after I take a shit, that surge is nowhere to be found. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-better-a-thread-for-guys-and-gals/25465.md?page=1)