# What's feels the best? YET ANOTHER Thread for the guys. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907 "2000-07-07T23:28:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/1 "2000-07-07T23:28:17Z")
I’ve been having a debate with a friend at work. He says scratching an itchy sack feels the best. Nuh-uh, I say. Scratching an itchy butthole feels better. Especially if you have to walk. Nothing like an itchy ass while you’re walking. No, the sack is better. Nothing beats a pinch and roll on the sack. So, I’m putting this up to you all. What’s the best? Scratching an itchy sack, or an itchy ass? –Tim Pointless, just damned pointless… ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/2 "2000-07-07T23:33:28Z")
Sack , no question. ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/3 "2000-07-07T23:35:41Z")
Mmmmm… all this talk about sacks and asses is making me hungry! :rolleyes disgusting… but if I had to pick, I’d go with sack. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/4 "2000-07-08T00:35:43Z")
Men… you guys are disguesting!! That’ll teach me to peek when it says for men only! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/5 "2000-07-08T00:36:49Z")
Ass, but usually I go with the one that dosent smell bad afterwords, and that would be my sack. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/6 "2000-07-08T00:38:10Z")
Neither. Scratching yer foot, thats best. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/7 "2000-07-08T00:42:15Z")
depends…does MRS beagledave get to do the scratching? ---
**Author:** ![Demigod\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Demigod\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demigod_5)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/8 "2000-07-08T00:52:10Z")
If your ass itches, you probably need to take “Butt Wiping: 101” Scratching that area also makes you look like a stereotypical plumber…I’m going to have to say the sack on this one. Not that it looks too much better, but at least you don’t have to worry about tread marks. (I’d like to apologize to every female that reads this…) ---
**Author:** ![my85car](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@my85car](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/my85car)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/9 "2000-07-08T03:23:12Z")
Makes no difference where the itch is. When you scratch it, it feels GOOD !! But given that only two options were given, I’d have to say, uh, sack. I have to agree with DG#5, if the other end itches, you need to re-take “Butt-wiping 101”. :D:D ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/10 "2000-07-08T03:36:43Z")
I’m with Demi as well. An itchy ass just makes we want to go rewipe. Sack-scratching is so much more socially acceptable. I’m eating as I write this. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/11 "2000-07-08T04:31:44Z")
There are legitimate medical reasons for needing to scratch your ass that do not mean you’re a sloppy wiper. Try hemorroids. (Okay, maybe you don’t want to _try_ them.) No I don’t have them. Whatever itches, scratching it feels best. Though you want something really uncomfortable, try an itchy dick. Of course I’m in the middle of a round of poison ivy right now that has me wearing raw spots on my hands and wrists. Thank goodness for Lanacane. (I was using Ivy Dry, but didn’t find any at the store tonight.) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/12 "2000-07-08T04:44:20Z")
Give me a good sneeze anyday… ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/13 "2000-07-08T05:04:06Z")
Ang, don’t feel bad, I looked too. MEN ! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/14 "2000-07-08T09:00:44Z")
Ah, give it up, Ayesha, we all know you scratch your womanhood whenever the need demands it… Anyway, I think everyone’s missing the most obvious respons… YOU’VE GOT TWO HANDS! SCRATCH BOTH! Morons, all of you! ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/15 "2000-07-08T11:49:53Z")
Definitely, sack. I’ve never really had a strong itch on my butthole though, so maybe I’m a little bias. But, man, scratching that sack once you’re out of the public eye, damn it feels good! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/16 "2000-07-08T12:32:59Z")
Scrote scratch, first thing in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/17 "2000-07-08T13:21:13Z")
I am a VERY thorough buttwiper, and I am here to tell you all that pristine asses can itch just as well. And I’m with Homer. An itchy ass is the best to scratch. Come to think of it, my sack never itches that much. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/18 "2000-07-08T13:58:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*Ah, give it up, Ayesha, we all know you scratch your womanhood whenever the need demands … \*\* Wrong Spoofer, My womanhood never itches, and if it did I still wouldn’t scratch it because I don’t know where it is. I am, after all a sweet, innocent woman. 😛 {b] Now bite me \*\* 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/19 "2000-07-08T14:10:40Z")
I say scratch ya sack…oh it feels so good!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/20 "2000-07-08T14:37:57Z")
Always feels better when you can get someone else to do the scratching for ya. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907.md?page=2)