# What's feels the best? YET ANOTHER Thread for the guys. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907 "2000-07-07T23:28:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/21 "2000-07-08T16:54:24Z")
Ass scratching feels the best. You have so many more nerve endings there than in your sack. Besides, this wasn’t a question of which one was more acceptable to the public eye, so screw 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Demigod\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Demigod\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demigod_5)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/22 "2000-07-08T19:49:45Z")
Are you sure there are more nerve endings in the ass? It seems like there should be more in crotchel area for evolutionary purposes. A sensitive sack will make sure your little soldiers keep marching on…a sensitive ass will just keep make you cautious of wiping (and hemorroids or whatnot). ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/23 "2000-07-09T01:39:09Z")
They both feel really good, for different reasons. An itchy asshole feels good when you scratch it because, presumably, you’re getting rid of the itch. But scratching the sack, well, it just feels good, whether the boys itch or not. ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/24 "2000-07-09T01:56:01Z")
Well, my absolutely fav place for a good scratch is, believe it or not, my eyes. It’s true. I get really bad hay fever and my eyes get pretty irritates so I stick the heel of my palms in there and get down to it. 'Course once you get going with that kind of thing, it gets hard to stop. Between buttholio and sack… no contest. Sack all the way. Butt-hole sensitive-scratch bad. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/25 "2000-07-10T00:11:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I am a VERY thorough buttwiper, and I am here to tell you all that pristine asses can itch just as well. And I’m with Homer. An itchy ass is the best to scratch. > > Come to think of it, my sack never itches that much. \*\* I would like to state that, as any redblooded male, I DO scratch my sack first thing in the morning. I mean, I don’t want you guys to think I’m some sort of freak or anything. It’s just that when there a REAL itch, there’s nothing like a good butt scratch. Thank you ladies, you can uncover your eyes now, and maintain your image of Coldfire as “Innocent Li’l Clog Boy” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/26 "2000-07-10T00:46:17Z")
Ever get a Mosquito bite on your sack?!?! **OH BOY** there is NO worse thing in the world. Your stuck at work in a “not able to ram my hands down the front of my pants” position, shifting your legs, sweating. Praying to God to make the itch go away. Then you run the restroom, rip open the pants, grab your scrotum by the mosquito bite bump. From there its just “stretch, roll and scratch” into extacy! ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/27 "2000-07-10T00:48:59Z")
Reading this is making my “boys” itch by the way. Thought you should know. I think I’m going to go at my scrotum with a stiff bristled hair brush. And no it won’t be MY brush. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/28 "2000-07-10T01:16:24Z")
Aaaagh! I tried sooooo hard not to read this thread. I really did. But curiosity finally got the better of me. Sigh. I really _need_ to start listening to the voices in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/29 "2000-07-10T03:25:05Z")
Up until about a month ago, I would have gone with the sack scratch, no question. But that was until I had to megadose on a variety of antibiotics for a couple of weeks, with the non-uncommon side effect of developing a KILLER case of jock itch right on the ol’ sphincter. Holy CRAP, that’s uncomfortable. Until I could get myself geared up with the proper sprays and ointments and everything else in the treatment regimen, I was constantly dodging into restrooms for a VERY satisfying toilet-paper rubdown. Not really a re-wipe, but the paper’s so you don’t come away with, um, stuff under your fingernail. So given that experience, and the freshness of the memory, I’m gonna have to weigh in on the asshole side of things. And if this description doesn’t convince the ladies to stay away from “for the guys” threads in the future… ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/30 "2000-07-11T07:20:19Z")
Mrs. ricepad is always gripin’ at me for scratchin’ my boys…and I just tell her she has no idea how good it feels… ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/31 "2000-07-11T08:42:40Z")
> [@](#): > > No, the sack is better. Nothing beats a pinch and roll on the sack. Sounds stupid but I though I pioneered the Pinch-and roll term! Futa, back to the drawing board with this one 😃 The pinch and roll, carefully done is most satisfying. However, I must also say that anyone who has roids know how satisfying the “toilet paper massage” feels. LoL, how sick…how low has Homer stooped this time? -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Wood\_Thrush](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b38774/32.png) [@Wood\_Thrush](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wood_Thrush)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/32 "2000-07-11T21:55:24Z")
I don’t have a sack to scratch. I think scratching my sac [sic.] is best. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/33 "2000-07-11T22:38:52Z")
I managed to stay out of this thread for 4 days. It just kept popping back up & finally I couldn’t stand seeing that one blue thread surrounded by red. I think I’ve been struck blind. I have to go now. Can someone get me a white cane? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/34 "2000-07-11T22:48:10Z")
There’s nothing in the world like taking off a bra I’ve been wearing for 12 hours and itching my tits. I’ve actually left nail marks it feels so good… ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/35 "2000-07-11T22:56:54Z")
Sack. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/36 "2000-07-12T14:15:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > \*\*There’s nothing in the world like taking off a bra I’ve been wearing for 12 hours and itching my tits. > > I’ve actually left nail marks it feels so good… \*\* Sue, what do you say you scratch mine and I’ll scratch yours? Hey guys, how did you leave Sue itching for almost a day? ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/37 "2000-07-12T15:27:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*I stick the heel of my palms in there and get down to it. 'Course once you get going with that kind of thing, it gets hard to stop. \*\* **dewt** –I don’t for one minute belive you are talking about your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![ignatiusjreilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/2acd7d/32.png) [@ignatiusjreilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ignatiusjreilly)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/38 "2000-07-12T16:10:28Z")
Definitely the balls. The butthole feels pretty good, but that can usually be taken away through better wiping and/or a rubdown with a wet washcloth. Sometimes the balls just ITCH and ain’t nothing to do but scratch. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/39 "2000-07-13T04:58:18Z")
first of all: sack, most definitely To remedy this, I need to date that funky mythological goddess with the 6 or 8 arms. Imagine…full body scratch session, mmmmmmmmm! ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907/40 "2000-07-13T05:09:58Z")
the butthole for sure … shifting around in your pants can help an itchy ballsac but nothing does any good for that poor ol’ sphincter ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-feels-the-best-yet-another-thread-for-the-guys/24907.md?page=3)