# What's Going on in This Picture (NSFW, Maybe)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 23, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096 "2014-05-23T16:14:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/21 "2014-05-24T09:33:53Z")

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I missed this the first time through: _“In all of these places I was taught to fit in. I was taught to wear makeup, dress in a different clean outfit every day, shave almost all my body hair, don’t talk about masturbation, and don’t let anyone except your one sexual partner see you naked. I don’t do any of those things now.”_

I can maybe relate to the others… but I don’t see wearing clean clothes as oppression.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/22 "2014-05-24T12:50:58Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> [http://wrenincommunity.blogspot.com/2011/06/being-woman-at-east-wind.html](http://wrenincommunity.blogspot.com/2011/06/being-woman-at-east-wind.html)
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> The woman on the left- is that her pubic hair I’m seeing, or is it some trick of light and shadow? I say: Pubes. Mrs. Homie says: You just _want_ to see pubes!

All I see is fucking hippies. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/23 "2014-05-24T15:34:50Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Never mind the faux pubes. Has anyone else noticed, the woman on the right has NO tits to speak of?
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> Cute belly, though. But jeez, she’s flatter than Kansas.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/24 "2014-05-24T16:32:07Z")

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> [@MissSwitac](#):
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> How much open talk can you have about menstruation?

This, although as a non-menstruator I’ve always felt I didn’t have much right to speak.

Substitute “defecation” for “menstruation” in all the power-chick diatribes and see how it reads. Just how “empowering” or “female-centric” or “goddessy” does it make one to talk in detail about a fairly messy bodily function? Yes, it’s suppressed, among men perhaps more than women, but is the “oppression” a woman might feel in a mixed group anything special - could she blab about the color of her feces or urine, or issues with eliminating them, or talk about the color of pus that came out of the popper on her shoulder that day? Would the world be an more enlightened place if she did?

Oh, yes, I forget… m\*nstr **t** n is deeply symbolic of the Goddess power of all women and thus separate and sacred, and of course deliberately suppressed by the frightened paternalists. 'Scuse me while I [genuflect, genuflect, genuflect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f72CTDe4-0) before _that_ rag.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/25 "2014-05-24T21:45:11Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> [http://wrenincommunity.blogspot.com/2011/06/being-woman-at-east-wind.html](http://wrenincommunity.blogspot.com/2011/06/being-woman-at-east-wind.html)
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> The woman on the left- is that her pubic hair I’m seeing, or is it some trick of light and shadow? I say: Pubes. Mrs. Homie says: You just _want_ to see pubes!

> [@Incubus](#):
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> What’s going on is a serious case of Shrek face.

> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Never mind the faux pubes. Has anyone else noticed, the woman on the right has NO tits to speak of?
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> Cute belly, though. But jeez, she’s flatter than Kansas.

You know what? You guys just convinced me to not argue with **monstro** ever again about how big assholes men can be.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/26 "2014-05-24T22:14:14Z")

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You argued gigantic, and she canyonesque?

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/27 "2014-05-24T22:29:56Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> You argued gigantic, and she canyonesque?

In retrospect that would have been the more reasonable argument.

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**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/28 "2014-05-24T23:03:44Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> You know what? You guys just convinced me to not argue with **monstro** ever again about how big assholes men can be.

Exactly. And I can totally see, small blog suddenly gets lots of hits from this site and the blogger arrives here to see all these crude and insulting comments. Charming.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-going-on-in-this-picture-nsfw-maybe/689096/29 "2014-05-24T23:15:58Z")

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Yeah it’s embarrassing both as a man and a member of this supposed “better than most” message board. I doubt that kind of blog gets referral link lists but if the owner checks this out I hope they remember that assholes come in all sizes, shapes and sexes.

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