# What's got 4 legs and goes "BOO!"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965 "2008-11-29T20:13:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/1 "2008-11-29T20:13:44Z")
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cow with a cold 😃 That is my very favourite joke. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/2 "2008-11-29T20:23:07Z")
Made me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/3 "2008-11-29T20:34:49Z")
I get it! . . . . . . . . ::stares blankly:: ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/4 "2008-11-29T20:37:03Z")
I like jokes (crickets chirp) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/5 "2008-11-29T20:45:23Z")
Shared with work colleagues. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/6 "2008-11-29T21:00:54Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Shared with work colleagues. Why are you at work at 9pm on a Saturday? ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/7 "2008-11-29T21:02:14Z")
Also, here is a picture of a small sheep: [http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/3068899512\_bed7c07c37.jpg?v=0](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/3068899512_bed7c07c37.jpg?v=0) ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/8 "2008-11-29T21:04:03Z")
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Ffffffssssssshhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/9 "2008-11-29T21:24:41Z")
Hee! Here is a picture of a shaggy [cow](http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/83/94583-004-8F5FE59F.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/10 "2008-11-29T21:33:47Z")
> [@Sierra\_Indigo](#): > > I like jokes (crickets chirp) Yeah. Would be nice to read one right about now. ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/11 "2008-11-29T21:42:49Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > Hee! > > Here is a picture of a shaggy [cow](http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/83/94583-004-8F5FE59F.jpg). That cow is like, totally stoned dude. ---
**Author:** ![timbicile59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@timbicile59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timbicile59)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/12 "2008-11-29T21:54:22Z")
how many flies does it take to screw in a lighbulb? 2 ,but how’d they get in there? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/13 "2008-11-30T01:51:32Z")
> [@Francesca](#): > > Why are you at work at 9pm on a Saturday? I work for a company that provides internet wagering for Americans (and internationals, but mostly Americans) on American Thoroughbred, Greyhound, Harness, and Jai Alai games/venues. 9pm where I am is 4pm where most of our customers are. And in case you didn’t know the internet is 24/7. ---
**Author:** ![Hokkaido\_Brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d26b3c/32.png) [@Hokkaido\_Brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hokkaido_Brit)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/14 "2008-11-30T02:12:14Z")
What do you call a deer with no eyes? . . . . . . . . . No idea! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? . . . . . . . . . . . STILL no idea! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/15 "2008-11-30T08:53:18Z")
And what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? Still no fuckin’ idea! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/16 "2008-11-30T09:02:06Z")
What’s brown and sticky? A stick ---
**Author:** ![pudytat72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@pudytat72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pudytat72)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/17 "2008-11-30T14:15:44Z")
What happens to an illegally parked frog? . . . . . . . . . . . It gets toad away! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/18 "2008-11-30T16:24:20Z")
Why is a crow? (I don’t know, why?) Caws! ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/19 "2008-11-30T17:07:11Z")
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A Kylie. ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965/20 "2008-12-01T00:15:31Z")
Does the picture of the shaggy cow look an awful lot like Martha Stewart, or is it just me? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-got-4-legs-and-goes-boo/474965.md?page=2)