# What's grosser than gross? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342 "2011-03-20T09:46:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/21 "2011-03-22T03:47:08Z")
[Pan-fried semen](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659)? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/22 "2011-03-22T18:10:33Z")
20,736. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/23 "2011-03-22T18:22:40Z")
What’s 20,736? Indication that you didn’t read the thread. It’s funnier in person. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/24 "2011-03-22T18:45:42Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Ice gross! > > Alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright… Thank god I wasn’t the only one who thought this. Casu marzu left in a dumpster overnight. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/25 "2011-03-29T02:19:43Z")
What’s gross? My cat barfing all over the floor What’s grosser than gross? My other cat helpfully hoovering it up. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/26 "2011-03-29T02:57:44Z")
It’s okay, she’ll hork it back up on your pillow in a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/27 "2011-03-29T03:32:28Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > It’s okay, she’ll hork it back up on your pillow in a few minutes. Thank you for that. See, there’s always a silver lining! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/28 "2011-03-29T04:39:29Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > What’s gross? > Finding a worm in your apple. > What’s grosser than gross? > Finding half a worm in your apple. That’s just how I tell a story that really happened. It was getting more than a bit smelly in my office, and I coudn’t figure out why. Finally I opened one of my desk drawers, and what do you think I found? Someone usually says, “A dead mouse?” I then shake my head. “No, half of a dead mouse.” I never did find the other half, or whatever might have carried it off. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/29 "2011-03-29T22:05:37Z")
The poop that peed? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/30 "2011-04-04T16:41:24Z")
My dog roots in the kitty litter box for nuggets. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/31 "2011-04-04T16:49:50Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > My dog roots in the kitty litter box for nuggets. What’s gross? Dog rooting in the kitty litter for nuggets. What’s grosser than gross? When challenged on this, dog makes nice with a big sloppy kiss across owner’s face … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/32 "2011-04-04T16:57:59Z")
When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/33 "2011-04-04T17:19:17Z")
What’s grosser than gross? The father from Family Ties getting turned down to work at a supermarket. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/34 "2011-04-05T02:48:09Z")
You’re drinking Mountain Dew, and it tastes salty. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/35 "2011-04-05T05:41:36Z")
What’s gross? A four year old wiping his poopy butt with his bare hand. What’s grosser than gross? He wipes his hand off on the wall. What’s grosser than that? It was **my** four year old, and I had to wipe it all down. Thank Og for Clorox wipes. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/36 "2011-04-08T19:54:31Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Possum poo. It is the worst-smelling smell on earth. I don’t get it. > [@Flander](#): > > Eating a bowl of corn flakes only to discover it is your little brother’s scab collection. I remember this one as a “Shut up!” joke. “Mom - But I don’t like cornflakes.” “Shut up and keep picking your scabs.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/37 "2011-04-08T21:46:21Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I don’t get it. > > snip." Possum poop smells horrible and is grosser than gross. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/38 "2011-04-09T00:28:27Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Possum poop smells horrible and is grosser than gross. Not very funny. Maybe you should work on your delivery. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/39 "2011-04-09T00:30:15Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Not very funny. Maybe you should work on your delivery. 🙂 I know…it was supposed to be a joke but I was thinking too straightforwardly at the time. * * * Q. What’s grosser than grease on Olivia Newton John? A. Come on Eileen. (Better?) ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342/40 "2011-04-09T00:35:32Z")
Doug Stanhope’s version of ‘the aristocrats’. Seriously. I’m not going to link it, because that would violate all kinds of rules, but if you’re interested, search for “Doug Stanhope aristocrats” on youtube. And don’t fucking blame me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/575342.md?page=3)