# Whats grosser than gross? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 1999, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409 "1999-09-24T07:31:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/21 "1999-09-24T19:12:00Z")
\*Mike King: 145? \* And 288 is too gross. ---
**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/22 "1999-09-24T20:30:00Z")
I see no one has mentioned this classic yet: What’s gross? Ten dead babies in one trashcan. What’s grosser than gross? One dead baby in ten trashcans. ---
**Author:** ![Primal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@Primal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primal)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/23 "1999-09-26T03:44:00Z")
2 starving vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. These are from Robin Williams: Circumcising yourself with a chainsaw. Opening an umbrella up your ass. Passing a bowling ball. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/24 "1999-09-26T05:19:00Z")
Hows about: The puss I clean daily from the Proud Flesh of my ingrown toenail. Draining a longneck into a girl’s ass to drink beer from her browneye, but as she’s squeezing it out for you, a gooey mess of beer-battered shit explodes into your open mouth. (If someone wants the avi, I can give a link) Fat chick taking a wet, crackly shit (you know the kind. Crackles like rice crispys its so wet and greasy) into the open mouth of a guy laying about 3 feet below. (If someone wants the jpg I can give the link) Those days when you have a cold and your nose keeps draining down your throat, you feel like you’re chugging watery snot all day and need to vomit but you never do. Drinking a half gallon of egg nog, eating some beef jerky, then drinking until you vomit a milky, frothy, mess all over the wall behind the toilet, with shredded beef mixed in for looks. Grabbing a piece of home-made beef jerky, chewing on it for about an hour, then realizing the reason it won’t break up and swallow is because you’ve been busy re-hydrating a fist-sized hunk of fat. Vomiting on a tree for about an hour afterwards. Buying a huge, multicolored pixy-stick type confection, made of purple, green, black, and blue powder, then about 8 hours later taking a huge purple, green, black, and blue shit. Interesting toilet paper, for sure. Guess which 4 are from my own life. –Tim * * * We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/25 "1999-09-26T05:21:00Z")
Er, make that guess which 5, sorry. –Tim * * * We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/26 "1999-09-26T05:57:00Z")
Dammit, SqulCub, you stole my scat ideas. ☹ Here’s a good one… An old woman pulling out a 6 inch thick scab from her vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/27 "1999-09-26T06:03:00Z")
…and eats it like beef jerky. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/28 "1999-09-26T08:19:00Z")
Only thing worse than a truck-load of dead babies is the live one eating it’s way out. ---
**Author:** ![Toymaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc8723/32.png) [@Toymaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toymaker)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/29 "1999-09-26T14:38:00Z")
How about a guy whose been adrift at sea in a lifeboat for 3 months, and has had to resort to eating his own limbs to stay alive. When he’s finally rescued, he’s just a head and torso squirming in the bottom of the boat, snarling and snapping at anything that moves. Gary ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/30 "1999-09-26T23:47:00Z")
OK. Homer, give us those links. I’m ready. _bucket sits beside my chair_ Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![\_android209](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/a9a28c/32.png) [@\_android209](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_android209)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409/31 "2000-06-27T23:38:19Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28981](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28981) This link takes you to an explanation of this post. ~UncleBeer~ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-grosser-than-gross/8409.md?page=1)