Oh lordy, I can’t believe I’m even going to TRY to list all of the useless crap I have in my ever-in-need-of-repair Saturn.
Ahem. A beat up copy of Desolation Angels by Kerouac is on my passenger seat, accompanied by random change and empty straw wrappers.
Theres an Eyore on my dashboard, he covers this awful cracked place where a glowstick melted and ate threw the vinyl.
General fast food paraphenalia from every fast food place in the state of Arizona and probably half of California.
Sobe bottles. Lots of Sobe bottles. Mostly Zen Blend or Green Tea.
The new Tool CD case. Random broken old cd cases.
A visor cd carrier clings to my visor, stocked with the CDs I listen to most often.
A leopard print steering wheel cover.
A leopard print furry cd case.
Random Kids Meal toys my son decided he didnt want to bother bringing into the house.
An air pressure guage. A spark plug spacer dealie.
Reeses Pieces, Im sure.
A pillow.
Some of my random underthings. cough
A couple of t-shirts. A pair of shorts.
A few magazines.
I think a couple of the Dark Tower series books are in my backseat.
Im pretty sure Hoffa lives in my trunk.
I think Pennywise lives under one of the floor mats.
Alot of the mail that still comes to my parents house never quite makes it to mine and gets lost in the recesses of that space between the seats and the middle console.
Empty Marlboro Lights boxes.
Lighters. Every lighter I whine about not being able to find, Im sure.
Pens. Though never when I’m at the bank drive through and need one.
Winnie the Pooh character heads hang from the OhShit! bars in the backseat, about 3 or 4 on each side.
And I have about 20 stickers on my rear window.
Guh. My car needs a bath…
…but at least its got character! =)