What's in your car?

2001 High School graduation tassel
Ribbon for placing in the Housatonic Divisional Meet, for shot-put
Cigar cutter
Lighter
Registration
Insurance card
Assorted trash
Empty 30-pack box of Budweiser
My track jacket
Empty PS2 box
A half-full bag of Andy Capp cheese fries

I really need to clean out my car.

Pick up rear half seat:
long sleeve shirt hanging in plastic
soft sided suitcase
dirty laundry bag
two plastic boxes of spare parts
bill counter
$400 tool box with several thousands dollars worth of tools

Passenger seat:
floor bottom layer: empty milk, oj, pop bottles, misc trash
floor second layer: CD case, more spare parts, briefcase
floor top layer: morn & eve papers since last purge

Center console:
unopened mail for this quarter
receipts
sunglasses
hair brush
spare salt & pepper

Dash:
shop keys in plain view to prevent panic attacks
coffee cup
overflowing ashtray

Under console:
Franklin
wrappers from cigarette packs

Underneath driver seat:
couple thousand in cash

Door pockets:
maps
forms
gas receipts
unused trash bags
stuff that slides off seats when turning corners

In secret compartment under dash next to tail and brake light kill switch…never mind.

Other items too numerous to mention.

In case you haven’t guessed, I dare not open any but the driver’s door.


“Due to the death of my husband this mare was not breed this year.” Note in harness racing horse auction brochure, Dover, Del., 1964

Wow, my car seems so spartan alongside some of the others. But I’ve only had it for a month (sold old one), so give me time to catch up… :wink:

Kenwood 87017 (or something like that) in-dash MP3 player
Alpine V12 5-channel amp mounted to the large side of my 60/40 split-fold seat
MB Quart PSC 328 components including:

  • 2 MUSiCOMP crossovers mounted to the small side of the folding seat
  • 2 1" titanium-dome tweeters
  • 2 4" mid-range drivers
  • soon to be 2 6" mid-woofers to replace the stolen ones
    JL Audio 12w3 subwoofer in a custom box

Spanish book I haven’t used in two years.

Approximately 1000 feet of speaker wire in the spare tire well in case of… wire shortages? Hell if I know. It’s there and I keep making excuses for leaving it.

Pack of zip-ties, automotive. They’ll re-attach anything.

About 50 random 8mm screws with torx holes in them. I took them out, but don’t know where from. I guess when something falls off, I’ll have my long-awaited answer.

Green plastic toolbox with basic assortment of wrenches, screwdrivers, allen, and hexes.

76 piece 6-point socket set, until recently stolen.

18" breakover bar, hardened steel, behind the driver’s seat (just in case of trouble).

40 CD folding case, with about 50 CDs in it.

Gallon of anti-freeze, quart of oil, Mechanix gloves (blue leather), 6"x9" to 6" adapter plates (thoughtfully left after the speakers they went with were stolen) in the trunk with the sub.

Stock emergency spare, jack, and 19mm socket for lugs.

Stickers that say “This vehicle is equipped with a remote-vehicle starting system. Please disconnect battery before service” and “SideWinder Alarm Inside” stickers I’ve never applied. Maybe they wouldn’t have stolen my stuff if I had. Or maybe if I’d remembered to arm my alarm :rolleyes:

About $40 in pennies.

Blackouts that don’t even fit my car, anyone with a 91-94 Cavalier want front blackouts?

Chikki, why did you put a full-size spare on your emergency rim!? That can’t be safe! That rim is like a 12" or 13" by 3"! If you want a fifth stock wheel for emergencies, send me $20 and shipping and I’ll mail you one, I’ve got extras somewhere around here.

–Tim

I put a full-size spare on the rim because that’s what belonged on it. The mechanics wouldn’t stop arguing to let me tell them - when Dad got me the spare, it was actually a tire off his friend’s car that he’d been getting ready to race (and therefore didn’t need the stock wheels anymore). The original tire had a huge bald patch (you could see the steel belt) so Dad decided to mount an old donut he had in the shed on it. However, once I got new tires on my car I had a perfectly good full-size tire to replace the donut with.

Tissues, pencils, pennies, some little crap in the cup holders. A comb, a bottle of hand lotion, sun glasses, a couple of cassette tapes in the center console. Two bags of bags to be recycled and two bags of daughter’s cast-offs for Goodwill somewhere in the back, a green umbrella, a silver windshield shade, not too much trash - I cleaned out the worst of it last week. But I do have a fine collection of doggie nose prints on all the back windows…

Trunk:

Climbing harness
rope
climbing shoes
quickdraws and carabiners
chalk bag
powder tube for my reloading press (don’t ask me why)
blanket
climbing clothes
jacket
first aid kit
magazines (the printed kind)
spare tire (donut)
jack
jumper cables
bag with toothbrush, club clothes, deodorant, misc. toiletries

Inside:
registration
insurance card
maintenance record
pistol/holster
extra magazine (the metal kind that feeds the pistol)
cowboy hat
+/- 15 empty cigarette packs
+/- 6 empty Red Bull cans
Copy of Lysander Spooner’s “Trial by Jury”
Misc. marketing pieces/mock-ups, etc.

I just bought a new (to me) car a month ago so haven’t had time to really mess it up yet, but anyway,

in the cabin:
radar detector and Smith & Wesson shooting glasses I use for sun glasses.

In the front console:
3 Cds - Riding with the King- B.B. King and Eric Clapton, A Gregorian chant CD, and something by Enya.

In the glove box:
The usual stuff that came with the car - owners manual, etc, along with a tape measure, some handi-wipe packets, and some extra lactaid tablets.

In the center console:
an ink pen, a small flashlight, antacid tablets, a tic-tac box, and small change.

In the door pocket:
a small kleenix packet and a pair of pliers.

In the back seat:
an umbrella

In the trunk:
A window cleaner/squeegie thing and an old shower curtain for carrying bags of potting soil, etc, which invariably have small holes.

What isn’t in the car and should be: my emergency kit, which is still in the house where we left it after we sold the old car last week.

Oh lordy, I can’t believe I’m even going to TRY to list all of the useless crap I have in my ever-in-need-of-repair Saturn.

Ahem. A beat up copy of Desolation Angels by Kerouac is on my passenger seat, accompanied by random change and empty straw wrappers.

Theres an Eyore on my dashboard, he covers this awful cracked place where a glowstick melted and ate threw the vinyl.

General fast food paraphenalia from every fast food place in the state of Arizona and probably half of California.

Sobe bottles. Lots of Sobe bottles. Mostly Zen Blend or Green Tea.

The new Tool CD case. Random broken old cd cases.

A visor cd carrier clings to my visor, stocked with the CDs I listen to most often.

A leopard print steering wheel cover.

A leopard print furry cd case.

Random Kids Meal toys my son decided he didnt want to bother bringing into the house.

An air pressure guage. A spark plug spacer dealie.

Reeses Pieces, Im sure.

A pillow.

Some of my random underthings. cough

A couple of t-shirts. A pair of shorts.

A few magazines.

I think a couple of the Dark Tower series books are in my backseat.

Im pretty sure Hoffa lives in my trunk.

I think Pennywise lives under one of the floor mats.

Alot of the mail that still comes to my parents house never quite makes it to mine and gets lost in the recesses of that space between the seats and the middle console.

Empty Marlboro Lights boxes.

Lighters. Every lighter I whine about not being able to find, Im sure.

Pens. Though never when I’m at the bank drive through and need one.

Winnie the Pooh character heads hang from the OhShit! bars in the backseat, about 3 or 4 on each side.

And I have about 20 stickers on my rear window.

Guh. My car needs a bath…

…but at least its got character! =)

I just got my car three weeks ago and I have already go a pretty good collectiom going. Let’s see:

1.Sheeps Skin Steering wheel cover
2.picture of Paramhansa Yogananda
3.class of '99 graduation tasel
4.Tapes
-Beachboys
-2 Dar Williams
-My Mix
-My Childhood Songs tape
5. About 5 sweaters( I take put them on in the morning when it is cold and take them off when I get cold. I never remember to bring them in)
6.A half full bottle of V8 Splash ( which probably isn’t any good anymore, but I haven’t thought to bring it to a garbage can)
Registation, Smog certifaction, Proof of insurance

In trunk
A jack, pare tire, Spare liscence plate, a few screw drivers a box for spark plugs, a slightly used air filter and a bag of stuff that needs to go to the Dry Cleaner but will probablt never make it there.

I am looking at this list and starting to seriously rethink my lifestyle. Hmm maybe so order would be good.