# What's in your freezer?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 15, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510 "2004-09-15T04:29:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/41 "2004-09-16T11:35:04Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> then please explain

Our daughter was a (planned) homebirth. In Ontario at least, the afterbirth is considered medical waste, and cannot be disposed of in conventional garbage, nor can it be carried off the property without all manner of biohazard transportation permits.

However, one _can_ choose to bury the thing on one’s own property (or at least, the law looks the other way). Problem is, she was born in late October and the ground was already frozen. So, we wrapped it up in about 8 plastic bags, wrote “Placenta - DO NOT EAT” across the front, and stuck it in the bottom of the chest freezer.

Three years ago.

Hey, we’ve been busy.

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**Author:** ![Grey\_Tama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@Grey\_Tama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_Tama)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/42 "2004-09-16T12:25:27Z")

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Important stuff in the fridge:

- 17 rolls of Kodak Royal Supra 200 35mm film (the good stuff)
- about 20 rolls of miscellanious Konica/Agfa etc. 35mm film (the junk that local photolab gives out, “drop 1 roll for development, get 1 free”)

Unimportant stuff in the fridge:

- some food and drinks. I think. I’m pretty sure there is no placenta.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/43 "2004-09-16T12:30:13Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> …Three years ago.
> 
> Hey, we’ve been busy.

Ah… I thought it was going to be one of those things where the mother asks the hospital if she can take the placenta home to cook and eat (some people do this and claim it helps against post-natal depression), but then decided she wasn’t really hungry enough, well _couldn’t ever be hungry enough_.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/44 "2004-09-16T12:50:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Important stuff in the fridge:
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> - 17 rolls of Kodak Royal Supra 200 35mm film (the good stuff)
> - about 20 rolls of miscellanious Konica/Agfa etc. 35mm film (the junk that local photolab gives out, “drop 1 roll for development, get 1 free”)

I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/45 "2004-09-16T12:50:22Z")

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Just as an update since I’m positive you all are interested, I had forgotten about (and found when I inventoried last night - yeah, I got curious. Plus I have no life.) the four frozen White Castle Cheeseburgers, the two waffles, three hash brown patties, one polish sausage (Eckrich - not my husband) and one box of Belgium chocolate samples that another boss brought me back from another business trip.

**haardvark** , cool story! 😃

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/46 "2004-09-16T13:06:43Z")

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> [@haardvark](#):
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> However, one _can_ choose to bury the thing on one’s own property (or at least, the law looks the other way). Problem is, she was born in late October and the ground was already frozen. So, we wrapped it up in about 8 plastic bags, wrote “Placenta - DO NOT EAT” across the front, and stuck it in the bottom of the chest freezer.
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> Three years ago.
> 
> Hey, we’ve been busy.

That…makes sense…in a weird sort of way. Though I think if I had a human body part in my freezer I’d make the time to bury it. I originally thought you mgiht have been plannig something along [these lines.](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_104.html)

Personally, if it were my freezer, I would demand more plastic bags…and then stryofoam chest on top of that…and more plastic bags…and then don’t put anything else in the freezer. It’s not that I’m squimish, or think the human body is nasty or anything, I just don’t have any desire to have medical waste near my foodstuffs. But if your not bothered by it, then by all means keep it in there till you find the time to send it to it’s final resting place…which hopefully isn’t a stew… 😉

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/47 "2004-09-16T14:33:05Z")

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And why the human head, pray? And what the heck are otterpops? Popsicles made from otters?

I have a small chest freezer, and someday I’ll have a big one. I can’t wait.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/48 "2004-09-16T17:15:14Z")

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I’d never heard of frozen Pop Tarts until this thread! For those who freeze them: do you eat them frozen, or do you nuke/toast them first? I prefer to eat my Pop Tarts untoasted, out of the box, but now I’m wondering if there’s some cool (pun intended) frozen Pop Tart thing I’ve been missing out on…

My freezer’s pretty bare at the moment:  
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[li]1 Swanson chicken pot pie[/li][li]1 Pepperidge Farm chicken parmesan pot pie[/li][li]1 or 2 frozen chicken cordon bleus[/li][li]1 Stouffer’s beef stew[/li][li]part of a really old box of Breyer’s fruit popsicles (they’re only a little freezer burned, and are still mostly good, I just hardly ever eat them anymore)[/li][li]1 small, plastic, re-freezeable cooler thingie in the shape of an Oreo cookie (impulse purchase… :sigh: )[/li][li]1 re-freezeable first aid thingie[/li][/ul]  
Usually I have some Pizza Rolls, Hot Pockets, and frozen soft tacos in there. Most of the stuff I eat at home starts out frozen. One thing I _don’t_ have, though, is ice. I never have ice. I don’t even own an ice cube tray.

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/49 "2004-09-16T17:57:08Z")

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In my freezer I have

**multiple packages of:**  
ground beef  
chicken breast: boneless/skinnless  
sirloin steaks  
pork loin chops  
Itallian sausage

**Other stuff in freezer:**  
4 ice cube trays- ice cube maker is not hooked up to water supply  
a freezy cup  
5 lbs or so fresh frozen peaches  
1 bag cranberries  
half a box of popcicles  
2 whole quartered chickens  
1 large pork roast  
3 pork tenderloins  
‘soy delicious’ ice cream- vanilla  
4 2-quart containers of homemade chili  
4 servings of Tomato Florentine soup  
4 servings homeade chicken noodle soup  
2 20 ounce jars homeade chicken broth  
1 frozen pizza  
frozen veggies: peas, corn, stir fry  
milk chocolate chips  
whie chocolate chips  
butterscotch chips  
macadamia nuts  
bacon  
wonton wrappers  
spring roll wrappers  
breakfast links  
Trader Joes mixed berry strudel  
bay scallops

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/50 "2004-09-16T22:06:52Z")

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> [@Lissla Lissar](#):
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> And why the human head, pray? And what the heck are otterpops? Popsicles made from otters?
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> I have a small chest freezer, and someday I’ll have a big one. I can’t wait.

Otter Pops are essentially plastic tubes of sugary goo which, when frozen, become popsicle-like. They’ve been around for at least 30 years.

\*Is it true that if you put pantyhose in the freezer, it keeps them from getting runs and snags?

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**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-freezer/264510/51 "2004-09-17T02:49:38Z")

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My freezer is STOCKED! French Onion Soup, Soy Chicken Gyoza, Vegtable Bird’s Nests, Lasagna, Quiches, Frozen Berry Blend, Mochi, a roll of goat cheese. I love TJs! Plus I got their vanilla flavored coffee. It is to DIE for. Beats the crap out of the 3 buck a cup kind, especially with a dash of fresh ground cinnamon.

So, I had to take out the old ice covered onion buns, 2 old ice creams, realized I have 5 pounds of butter…as well as:

Home ground beef and pork in 1 lb freezer bags  
Omaha Steaks and burgers  
Bag-o- chicken tenders  
a bag of coconut milk  
4 egg yolks  
1/2 a Kielbasa  
Frozen tub of homemade pizza sauce.  
And ice packs. I always am hurting something and need ice…or to throw into a bowl to keep my champagne chilly. I love having champagne for no reason.

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