# what's in your pockets? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283 "2000-03-02T00:21:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/41 "2000-03-03T07:42:00Z")
keys, two lighters, my wallet, a watch, some change * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/42 "2000-03-03T08:09:00Z")
A rocket. * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/43 "2000-03-03T17:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by B\_Line12: > \*\*oh dear GOD I MUST HAVE a miniature magic 8 Ball!!! Were oh please WERE can I get one??? > sorry about the hijack! > > \*\* B try [WWW.ArchieMcPhee.com](http://WWW.ArchieMcPhee.com) the funnest store in the world! Back to your regularly scheduled thread! * * * -Frankie I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee ---
**Author:** ![xekul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/838e76/32.png) [@xekul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xekul)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/44 "2000-03-03T22:50:00Z")
Wallet (with cards and change), pen, Swiss Army Knife with keys, handkerchief (I’ve been sick recently), notebook, chewing gum. * * * ``All of your dreams will come true. All of my dreams came true, but now… I have a bunch of other dreams.’’ – Sonic Youth. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/45 "2000-03-03T23:03:00Z")
a tiny scrap of paper, and a phone number. * * * “If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.” ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/46 "2000-03-03T23:12:00Z")
the keys to the cash register at work… oops! they’re going to need those later! about $20.00 in change from tips a pen a china marker and a hole. * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/47 "2000-03-03T23:19:00Z")
I always sort of liked Golum. Pockets: Left front: keys Right front: loose change, penknife, sometimes folding money in a clip Right rear: handkerchief Left rear: wallet ($120.00 today, zip by Sunday) ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/48 "2000-03-03T23:36:00Z")
Right coat pocket: Cigarettes, right glove, altoids, crumpled sugar packet, belt Left Coat Pocket: Left glove, two pens, hi-liter, scissors, eraser Right pocket: Keys, ID card, (little coin pocket: swiss army knife, cool rock) Left Pocket: Hair tie-back thingies, zippo Right-back-pocket: Wallet. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/49 "2000-03-03T23:42:00Z")
A pager, set on vibrate. I carry a cell phone and hit “redial” allll day long… OK, seriously: A pager (yup), pen, wallet, stick of gum, 66 cents, car keys. Christ I’m boring! I’m gonna go page myself again… * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283/50 "2000-03-03T23:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Enright3: > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by Dirty Devil: > > \*\*My hands. Now, what’s in my hands? Ummm, maybe we better just skip that part. > > > > [[[DD goes off to have another rousing game of pocket pool]]]\*\* > > How in the hell did you type this message? > Your name isn’t Michael Masterson, is it? > > Enright3\*\* [[[Dirty Devil is going to start a new thread about his extra long, dexterous tounge]]] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-pockets/14283.md?page=2)