# What's In Your Rock 'n Roll Zoo?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 28, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767 "2001-03-28T02:05:04Z")
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### Author: ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/1 "2001-03-28T02:05:04Z")

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Recently we had a lot of fun with the virtual zoo, and with various Rock song aspects, so I wondered what sort of animals we’d find in a Rock 'n Roll Zoo. For purposes of discussion, we’ll take any title or animal mentioned in any song to make the Billboard Hot 100 from 1955 to date.

Among the exhibits I’d find would be

**Rockin’ Robin**

**Rocky Raccoon**

and of course a

\*\* White Rabbit\*\*  
Whatya got?

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### Author: ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/2 "2001-03-28T02:21:24Z")

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Crocodile Rock

Shock the Monkey

Chimaera

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/3 "2001-03-28T02:32:25Z")

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I Am The Walrus

Hey Hey We’re The Monkees (sp.)

Everyone’s got a secret to hide, except for me and my monkey.

Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Houn’ Dog

Octopus’ Garden

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/4 "2001-03-28T03:24:20Z")

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Groovy Grubworm  
Greggery Peccary  
Seamus (that’s my dog)  
Martha My Dear  
Piggies  
The Tennessee Stud  
The Lion Sleeps Tonight  
Joe the Lion  
Ride the Tiger  
Pet Sounds  
Year of the Cat  
Dog Eat Dog

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/5 "2001-03-28T03:26:47Z")

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Elephant Talk  
The Lonely Rhinoceros

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/6 "2001-03-28T03:39:47Z")

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Cat Scratch Fever

Honky Cat

… two cats in the yard … (from Our House)

Cat’s Cradle

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### Author: ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/7 "2001-03-28T03:47:27Z")

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[ul][li]Walk the Dinosaur[/li][li]Monkey Gone to Heaven[/li][li]Puff the Magic Dragon[/li][li]See You Later Alligator[/li][li]Tube Snake Boogie (Well…don’t know if you’d want to display that one in your zoo…)[/li][li]When Doves Cry[/li]Wild Horses[/ul]

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### Author: ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/8 "2001-03-28T04:04:26Z")

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Hey, are you going to let animal bands and musicians into your zoo? E.g.:[ul][li]The Crickets[/li][li]The Beatles[/li][li]The Yardbirds[/li][li]The Monkees[/li][li]The Eagles[/li][li]Adam Ant[/li][li]The Animals[/li][li]Three Dog Night[/li][li]The Black Crowes[/li][li]Phish[/li][li]Stray Cats[/li][li]The Turtles[/li][li]The Byrds[/li][li]Country Joe and the Fish[/li][li]Whitesnake[/li][li]Def Leppard[/li][li]T Rex[/li][li]Cat Stevens[/li]Buffalo Springfield[/ul]

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/9 "2001-03-28T04:22:35Z")

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[ul][li]Dire Wolf (of course!)[/li][li]Little Red Rooster[/li][li]Fly Like An Eagle[/li][li]Blackbird[/li][li]Bluebird[/li][li]Crawling King Snake[/li][li]Rock Lobster[/li][li]Pigs On The Wing[/li][li]Ape Man[/li][li]Monkey & The Engineer[/li]China Cat Sunflower[/ul]

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### Author: ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/10 "2001-03-28T04:48:12Z")

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[ul][li]Hungry Like a Wolf[/li][li]Stray Cat Strut[/li][li]Brass Monkey[/li][li]Muskrat Love (shudder)[/li][li]Love’s Like a Butterfly[/li][li]Werewolves of London (Does that count?)[/li]Fly Like an Eagle[/ul]

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### Author: ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/11 "2001-03-28T07:19:19Z")

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Songs:  
[ul]  
[li]Bullet With Butterfly Wings (kind of)[/li][li]Rhinoceros[/li][li]Monkey Wrench[/li][li]Hippo Stomp[/li][li]The Lion Sleeps Tonight[/li][li]Mr. Zebra[/li][li]Fred Bear[/li][li]Eye of the Tiger[/li][li]Snake Drive[/li][li]Rabbit in Your Headlights[/li][li]Doe, A Deer…[/li][/ul]  
Band Names:  
[ul]  
[li]Animals[/li][li]Steppenwolf[/li][li]Hootie and the Blowfish[/li][/ul]

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/12 "2001-03-28T14:48:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by spoke- \*  
> \*\*Hey, are you going to let animal bands and musicians into your zoo? E.g.:[ul][li]The Crickets[/li][li]The Beatles[/li][li]The Yardbirds[/li][li]The Monkees[/li][li]The Eagles[/li][li]Adam Ant[/li][li]The Animals[/li][li]Three Dog Night[/li][li]The Black Crowes[/li][li]Phish[/li][li]Stray Cats[/li][li]The Turtles[/li][li]The Byrds[/li][li]Country Joe and the Fish[/li][li]Whitesnake[/li][li]Def Leppard[/li][li]T Rex[/li][li]Cat Stevens[/li][li]Buffalo Springfield[/ul][/li] \*\*

Absolutely! In fact, I was going to come in this morning and suggest this with just a fraction of your list, which is awesome.

My only additions (so far) are fairly obscure

**B. Bumble and the Stingers** whose "Bumble Boogie made it to #21 nearly 40 years ago in May, 1961

\*\*The Henhouse Five Plus Two \*\* a Ray Stevens one-off that produced a #40 version of “In the Mood” in January of 1977

**Dr. Buzzard’s Original “Savannah” Band** which coincidently also peaked in January 1977 at #27 with a medly of “Whispering/Cherchez La Femme/C’est Si Bon.” Must have been a rough winter.

**Bulldog** a one-partial-hit group, whose “No” peaked at #44 in December of 1972

\*\*Bull and the Matadors \*\* who gave us the #39 “The Funky Judge” in November of 1968.

BTW, I remember the first three, but wouldn’t even have heard of the latter two if it weren’t for my handy reference books. Anyone out there have any info on them?

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**Dire Wolf** beat me to the Deadhead response, but here’s a couple he left out…

Wharf Rat

Bird Song

Wild Horses (Old and In the Way)

Teddy Bears’ Picnic (Garcia/Grisman’s NOT FOR KIDS ONLY)

I’m a King Bee

Alligator

(The last two featuring vocals by Pig Pen.)

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/14 "2001-03-28T15:33:39Z")

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Well, if “Bullfrog” by Canned Heat is in the zoo, it needs some food. How about “Spider and the Fly” by the Stones?

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Jeremiah the Bullfrog (Joy to the World) - Three Dog Night (the band too!)  
Horse with No Name - America  
Dog and Butterfly - Heart  
Wildfire - Michael Murphy  
Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones  
My Favorite Things - Sound of Music (whiskers on kittens)

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/16 "2001-03-28T15:50:15Z")

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Well, if “Bullfrog” by Canned Heat is in the zoo, it needs some food. How about “Spider and the Fly” by the Stones?

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/17 "2001-03-28T18:53:08Z")

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Pink Floyd’s _Animals_:  
“Pigs on the Wing”  
“Pigs”  
“Dogs”  
“Sheep”

Also “King Kong Reggae” by Todd Rundgren

“When I Was a Boy I Watched the Wolves” by Paul Kantner

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Bands:

Dinosaur  
Dinosaur Jr.  
Lobo  
Los Lobos

Songs:

How Will the Wolf Survive? - Los Lobos  
Black Dog - Led Zeppelin  
The Kid with the Butterfly Net (ok, not a top 100, but a Graham Parker plug is always cool)

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/19 "2001-03-28T19:57:01Z")

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**Songs**  
Boris the Spider (the Who)  
Ben (Michael Jackson)  
Me and You and and a Dog Named Boo (Lobo?)  
How Will the Wolf Survive (Los Lobos)  
Gartloney Rats (the Pogues)  
Black Cow (Steely Dan)  
Cat’s in the Cradle (Harry Chapin)  
Cat’s in the Cupboard (Pete Townsend)  
Spider Jivin’ (Andy Fairweather Low)  
Love is Like a Butterfly (Dolly Parton)  
Wolves, Lower (R.E.M.)  
Disco Duck (Rick Dees)  
The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight (R.E.M.)  
Doggy and Butterfly (Heart)  
Pop Goes the Weasel (M.C. Serch?)  
Half Angel, Half Eagle (Jane Siberry)  
Atomic Dog (George Clinton)  
Black Dog (Led Zeppelin)  
Hellhound on my Tail (some Blues artist)  
Earwig (Blake Babies)  
The Old Woman Who Swallowed a Fly (Woody Guthrie)  
Bring on the Dancing Horses (Echo & the Bunnymen)  
Dead Puppies (see Dr. Demento)  
Fish Heads (?no idea?)  
The Horses (Rickie Lee Jones)

**Bands**  
Boomtown Rats (Featuring Bob Geldof)  
Flock of Seagulls  
The Troggs  
Ronnie Hawkings & The Hawks  
Golden Palominos  
Fabulous Thunderbirds  
Echo & the Bunnymen  
Scorpions

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#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-rock-n-roll-zoo/59767/20 "2001-03-28T21:41:28Z")

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_The Zoo_ by **The Scorpions**

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