# What's in YOUR wallet? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653 "2005-09-08T14:01:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653/41 "2005-09-09T06:41:33Z")
I have a leopard print wallet. Go ahead and make fun of me. It contains at present: Libraries Southwest library card (usable in six parishes) Calcasieu Public Libraries card (usable only in this parish) Business card of the director of career services at my university Phone card with unknown number of minutes on it (haven’t used it since I got long distance on my cell phone) Wal-Mart shopping card with no money on it Emergency credit card (never used) State ID card Social Security card teensy copy of birth certificate blood donor card card with PIN for financial aid stuff Paragon Casino Players’ Club card Albertson’s shopping card Kroger shopping card Old picture of Zachary (cousin) Old picture of Megan, Miranda, and Taylor (cousins) Laundry card Debit card Receipt from last deposit One U.S. dollar Couple dollars’ worth of change ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653/42 "2005-09-09T06:55:43Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I have a leopard print wallet. Go ahead and make fun of me. I can’t. My wallet is a medium green with gray trim, with plastic panels framed on the front featuring an unknown, badly drawn, vaguely anime-esque animal in four frames. I think I got it at a dollar store. I can’t make fun even if I wanted to. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653/43 "2005-09-09T10:36:42Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > is that a…_liver_ donor card? Am I missing something? I think they use just about anything, heart, kidneys, retinas. I don’t think you’d want my liver. Waits for wooshing sound. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653/44 "2005-09-09T14:05:36Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > I have a leopard print wallet. Go ahead and make fun of me. > [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I can’t. I can make fun of both of you as mine is plain black. BWAHAHAHAHA! Small Clanger, it’s a Monty Python joke…in The Meaning of Life, this guy fills out an organ donor card for his liver. Well, they come to take it - while he’s still alive. :eek: Amidst the blood and screaming and all the gory bits, the other guy is trying to convince the donor’s wife to give too, and they have some famous guy - I forget who - sing a truly great song that convinces her, too. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653/45 "2005-09-09T16:54:13Z")
Front to back and left to right, roughly: [ul] [li]Driver’s license[/li][li]Voter registration card[/li][li]Business cards (8)[/li][li]QFC Advantage card (for the supermarket)[/li][li]Debit card[/li][li]Credit card[/li][li]Buy-10-get-1-free punch cards from Elliott Bay Book Company, Joe Bar Espresso, Bailey Coy Books, and Ophelia Books[/li][li]Bus pass[/li][li]Health plan card[/li][li]Dental plan card[/li][li]Car insurance card[/li][li]_Another_ health plan card (identical to the first except in color; I wonder which is current?)[/li][li]AAA card[/li][li]Seattle Public Library card[/li][li]Univ of Washington alumni card (I’m not an alum, but my wife is)[/li][li]Macys gift card[/li][li]$31 cash[/li][li]Assorted receipts[/li][li]Buy-10-get-1-free punch cards from the cafe/bakery in my building: one for coffee, one for bread[/li][/ul] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-in-your-wallet/320653.md?page=2)