# What's 'MMP'?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [October 29, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450 "2007-10-29T16:00:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/1 "2007-10-29T16:00:36Z")

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I aint readin any long threads to find out ( or not)

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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/2 "2007-10-29T16:02:14Z")

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Monday Morning Prattle

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/3 "2007-10-29T16:52:02Z")

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It’s in Dex’s [Glossary](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320298) in ATMB too.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/4 "2007-10-29T22:34:00Z")

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Since this is about this message board, I’ll move it there.

To quote Dex:

[QUOTE=C K Dexter Haven]  
MMP – Monday Morning Post. One of our posters used to do a rambling thread every Monday morning. I don’t know why he or she isn’t doing them anymore, but others have been stepping up to continue the tradition. Sometimes “Guest MMP” or “Member MMP”  
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Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/5 "2007-10-29T22:57:38Z")

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Legitimized post-count padding.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/6 "2007-10-30T05:10:11Z")

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I won’t let you kill this thread.

Especially when there are authorized versions of this.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/7 "2007-10-31T21:39:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Lobsang]  
I aint readin any long threads to find out ( or not)  
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How could you not know this? You’ve been here for years and years.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/8 "2007-10-31T22:14:41Z")

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Anyone heard of this Cecil fellow?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/9 "2007-10-31T23:39:00Z")

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[QUOTE=picunurse]  
How could you not know this? You’ve been here for years and years.  
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But he’s newly sober.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/10 "2007-11-01T00:06:07Z")

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It’s pronounced “mmp”

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-mmp/424450/11 "2007-11-01T00:18:14Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
But he’s newly sober.  
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So why wasn’t that announced in the MMP?