# what's my dog's name?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571 "2012-02-12T01:19:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/1 "2012-02-12T01:19:11Z")

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j & I have a new dog, and really don’t like the name he came with. New start, new name. What’s the best dog name you have for a border collie?  
:rolleyes: Pretty please don’t say “Bandit.”:rolleyes:  
We seriously need a good name, here. He’s going to have it a while.  
Thanks!!!

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/2 "2012-02-12T01:28:21Z")

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Gordon

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/3 "2012-02-12T01:37:54Z")

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> [@diggerwam](#):
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> What’s the best dog name you have for a border collie?

Just pick a good “border” name - see for example this [list of reiver families](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Reivers#Border_.27Names.27_and_Clan_status). **Elliot** works for me.

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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/4 "2012-02-12T01:50:38Z")

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You know the rules. Pic.

Really, though, it’s nice to have an image to name. Congrats on the new pooch.

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/5 "2012-02-12T01:51:08Z")

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What? No pictures? How will we be able to figure out his name if we can’t see him??

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/6 "2012-02-12T01:56:29Z")

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Blackjack is part border collie, we assume. His name comes from having one ear up, and one down. Does he have any distinctive physical characteristics?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/7 "2012-02-12T01:57:57Z")

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When I get my next dog, I’ve already got a name picked out.

A little while back, I started picking up some Russian. The first two words I learned were dog (“sobaka”) and cat (“koshka”). One of my cats got the middle name of Kushka, and I’m saving an anglicized version for the dog.

I don’t mind loaning out a name, so go throw a Frisbee to “Shep.”

Tripler  
I do not recommend naming the dog “Indiana.”

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/8 "2012-02-12T02:01:06Z")

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Does he have that black/white “dirty” coat? Some of him looks almost gray?

If so, I think “SAM”

I overnamed my dog and tended to call her “dog.”

You could name him SAMWISE and call him SAM.

But that’s a bit of a LOTR thing.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/9 "2012-02-12T02:07:37Z")

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Interesting username for the OP. The answer to “What’s my dog’s name?” used to be [Digger.](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=digger+the+dog&hl=en&sa=X&rlz=1T4GZAG_enUS448US448&biw=901&bih=607&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=Ayu93HyCW8iYvM:&imgrefurl=http://www.retroland.com/digger-the-dog/&docid=CTduKLe6HHPN1M&imgurl=http://www.retroland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/digger_the_dog_650x300_a01_.jpg&w=650&h=300&ei=Lh83T77xO4qGsgL61MGpAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=359&sig=114401235027145240749&page=1&tbnh=81&tbnw=175&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=87&ty=35)

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/10 "2012-02-12T02:12:51Z")

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How can we possibly suggest a name without a picture?

ETA: Okay, I’ll give it a shot: either Lifesaver or Shithead.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/11 "2012-02-12T02:16:43Z")

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The name ‘Shithead’ has a long and vaunted career in replays of ‘The Jerk’.

I really need a picture to help you with this.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/12 "2012-02-12T02:18:49Z")

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Shadrack

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/13 "2012-02-12T02:20:28Z")

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Kelly sounds good to me.

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**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/14 "2012-02-12T02:36:17Z")

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got nothing to link to and dont mean to sound dumb, but how do I post a pic?

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/15 "2012-02-12T02:37:45Z")

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> [@diggerwam](#):
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> got nothing to link to and dont mean to sound dumb, but how do I post a pic?

Take a picture with a digital camera or cel phone.

Upload the picture to someplace like photobucket.

Post the link here so we can see the picture.

[This is my cat Heidi](http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v326/snowboarderbo/?action=view&current=Heidi1.jpg).

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**Author:** ![diggerwam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@diggerwam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggerwam)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/16 "2012-02-12T02:51:26Z")

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thanks. check these out. He’s the one on the right.

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/7199/6860056939_5a28a685d9_z.jpg "Julie") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/9390983@N07/)

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/17 "2012-02-12T02:54:36Z")

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César

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/18 "2012-02-12T03:12:42Z")

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1. Against my better judgment, we picked out a name for the current dog first - it so doesn’t fit him & therefore he’s had to be renamed, which is a hassle with the vet/kennel.  
The rule is that the first 48-72 hours he’s just ‘dog’ until his personality shows/ he does something & then that becomes his name. My friend’s dog stole & ate a few slices his first night & therefore, became “Pizza”!

2. “Brawler” - to go with that black eye. 😃

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/19 "2012-02-12T03:12:53Z")

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Draw a circle around his left eye and call him Petey.

Those are both good looking happy-type dogs ya got there.

Srsly, he’s a Digger or a Nipper or a Bounder or something.

[Which one is the helper dog](http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html)?

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/20 "2012-02-12T03:17:05Z")

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With that black patch over his eye? Pirate. Definitely Pirate. Pie for short.

He looks like a GOOD DOG. Yes he does. _scritches Pirate behind the ears_

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