# what's my dog's name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571 "2012-02-12T01:19:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/21 "2012-02-12T03:23:02Z")

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Awww, Elvis!

I really don’t know why, it was just the first thing that popped into my head upon seeing him. Cutie!

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/22 "2012-02-12T03:25:23Z")

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Maggie, I was just going to post “Pirate” but you beat me to it.

Aye matey, Pirate’s a good 'un, so it is.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/23 "2012-02-12T03:29:39Z")

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That dog’s name is **AiyePatch**

“Aiye” as in “Aiye Matey”

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/24 "2012-02-12T03:49:01Z")

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How about Shiner?  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/25 "2012-02-12T03:59:43Z")

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His name is Roger. I can just tell.

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**Author:** ![missinformation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@missinformation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missinformation)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/26 "2012-02-12T04:09:07Z")

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The first name I thought of was Domino…don’t ask me why…he looks like such a sweetie, though! 🙂 \<sending virtual wubbies and belly-wellies to both your sweet poochies\>

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/27 "2012-02-12T04:09:37Z")

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MrPanda and PandaKid say the dog’s name should be Cody.

What is the name the dog came with? It’s gonna be a pain to change it and he’s gonna be confused for a while 😕 (I did change my puppy’s name, though - he was Brownie at first and we changed it to Sammy.)

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/28 "2012-02-12T04:27:58Z")

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Shiner. My Australian Shepherd pupppy’s litter name was Shiner because of an eye patch like that. My wife hated the name and I lost. So ‘Shiner’. Or Booger, just because.

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/29 "2012-02-12T04:29:04Z")

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He looks like a Joker or a Jester to me.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/30 "2012-02-12T04:48:15Z")

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> [@Brynda](#):
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> He looks like a Joker or a Jester to me.

In the spirit of all things Steve Miller, I humbly submit that this dog’s new name should be The Pompatus Of Love, or Pomp for short.

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**Author:** ![\_Olive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/4af34b/32.png) [@\_Olive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Olive)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/31 "2012-02-12T05:18:03Z")

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hapa ~

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/32 "2012-02-12T05:28:59Z")

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First, adorable dog. What a face!

Second, I’ll have to go with a baseball joke and say “Pat.”

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/33 "2012-02-12T05:30:42Z")

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Askit.

“What’s your dog’s name?”

“Askit.”

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**Author:** ![Sugarpuss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Sugarpuss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sugarpuss)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/34 "2012-02-12T05:53:57Z")

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(Gentleman) Jim

Fred (Astaire)

Jack

Cooper

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/35 "2012-02-12T07:54:51Z")

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> [@PandaBear77](#):
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> MrPanda and PandaKid say the dog’s name should be Cody.
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> What is the name the dog came with? It’s gonna be a pain to change it and he’s gonna be confused for a while 😕 (I did change my puppy’s name, though - he was Brownie at first and we changed it to Sammy.)

I really thought you’d suggest Panda. But you didn’t so I’ll say Panda or Pandy.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/36 "2012-02-12T12:27:07Z")

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> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#):
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> Askit.
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> “What’s your dog’s name?”
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> “Askit.”

Similarly, Askem.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/37 "2012-02-12T12:33:44Z")

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My folks had a border collie that looked almost like your dog **diggerwam**. Buddy was one of the best dogs evah, so I suggest Buddy.

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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/38 "2012-02-12T13:02:02Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> How about Shiner?  
> mmm

Great suggestion!

Border collies are smart. So going with that trait, I’d suggest “Einstein” or maybe “Albert” if you want to be a little less obvious.

Watch for the herding instinct to come out. An old roommate of mine had a border collie that tried to herd ants.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/39 "2012-02-12T13:09:54Z")

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Just don’t call him John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

That’s my name.

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**Author:** ![spankthecrumpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@spankthecrumpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spankthecrumpet)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-my-dogs-name/612571/40 "2012-02-12T13:50:48Z")

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He looks like he should be called gadget

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