# What's next? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802 "2010-07-07T01:15:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/1 "2010-07-07T01:15:50Z")
1. 3:00 I shattered a glass on the cement floor and got a glass splinter in my foot. 2. 5:30 I had a gas leak on a propane torch and burnt the hair off half off one arm. The hair should grow back in about a month. The torch was put out after about 1 minute under lots of water from a faucet. The torch is in the garbage bin. 3. I pulled on a quarter inch line for an irrigation system that somebody threw in a tangled mess somewhere. It finally let lose and I poked my eye with an irrigation riser I had in my hand. Half my eye is red. I hate having a bloody eye and it takes about a week to clear up. The eye is not poked out.😉 4. 8:00 I dug out the glass from my foot after cutting away callus. I should walk normal in a week. 5. 8:10 Looking in the mirror I don’t see singed hair on my head or face. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/2 "2010-07-07T01:22:05Z")
You’ll stub your toe. ---
**Author:** ![hougaswd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@hougaswd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hougaswd)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/3 "2010-07-07T01:36:56Z")
All your bad luck is temporarily used up. Now is the time to buy lottery tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/4 "2010-07-07T01:37:50Z")
8:35 Tore off part of small toe nail making bed putting on clean sheets. Bed time is soon so no more injuries I hope. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/5 "2010-07-07T02:23:50Z")
Hey, next week should be great, when it all heals and grows back! ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/6 "2010-07-07T03:03:05Z")
Sleep on the floor, because otherwise you’ll fall out of the bed. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/7 "2010-07-07T04:53:10Z")
Holy guacamole! Sounds like you were living in cartoon world today. The only thing worse would be the return of Ham Dog[sup]TM[/sup]. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/8 "2010-07-07T11:07:12Z")
My coordination is better today, so no klutz injuries this morning. The eye isn’t too bad looking this morning. I superglued the punctures and tears this morning for the foot. I’m always hurting my feet when I don’t wear shoes every minute. At least I don’t rip open my arm on light switches that stick out from the wall anymore.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/9 "2010-07-07T15:06:16Z")
Expect to be struck by lightning or a meteor soon. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Booker\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/71c47a/32.png) [@Happy\_Booker\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Booker_1)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/10 "2010-07-07T15:25:17Z")
A wink emoticon after poking yourself in the eye is tempting fate. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-next/545802/11 "2010-07-07T15:46:41Z")
> [@KRC](#): > > Sleep on the floor, because otherwise you’ll fall out of the bed. No, because then the bed will fall on him.