# What's on your bumper sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604 "2002-05-12T06:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/1 "2002-05-12T06:01:11Z")
Mine reads: Nautical People Have Their Ship Together! ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/2 "2002-05-12T06:37:55Z")
I dont have a car right now but i had a bumper sticker that said: “It doesn’t get any QUEERER than this” With a Pink background and black letters. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/3 "2002-05-12T11:58:45Z")
I have one for the local classic rock station (107.7 WRKR), one that just says “SERIAL KILLER” and another one that says “The Little Voices Tell Me You Suck.” On my old car, I had “Ever Stop to Think … and Forget to Start Again?” -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![triad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@triad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/triad)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/4 "2002-05-12T16:13:30Z")
“Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Whatever.” ---
**Author:** ![njufoic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/278dde/32.png) [@njufoic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njufoic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/5 "2002-05-12T17:37:07Z")
I have three: “Honk If Anything Falls Off” “The Truth Is Out There” “Mis-Load” [my brother’s band] -Andrew L ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/6 "2002-05-12T17:44:22Z")
“Jepsen 2002” I’m working for George Jepsen, a candidate for governor of Connecticut. Kick Rowland’s butt out of office! ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/7 "2002-05-12T17:44:26Z")
Militant Agnostic: I don’t know. Neither should you. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/8 "2002-05-12T17:53:23Z")
I don’t have one yet, but I always wanted to make one that says “Save me Jebus! (From your followers)” ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/9 "2002-05-12T18:13:40Z")
“Another Deadline, Another Miracle” ---
**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/10 "2002-05-12T19:12:58Z")
Just one “NOFX” sticker. dead0man ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/11 "2002-05-12T19:14:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Big Kahuna Burger \* > \*\*“Jepsen 2002” > I’m working for George Jepsen, a candidate for governor of Connecticut. Kick Rowland’s butt out of office! \*\* [hijack] George Jepsen wouldn’t happen to have a wife named Judy, and a boy named Elroy, would he? [/hijack] Sorry…I’ll go sit in the corner now. -Dirty ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/12 "2002-05-12T19:38:29Z")
My favorite one fell off ☹ It said " Thank you for not breeding" My other ones are for radio stations and one that simply says “people suck.” ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/13 "2002-05-12T21:57:34Z")
I have a “Got Steel?” sticker on mine. (I build robots) ---
**Author:** ![Stellablue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@Stellablue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stellablue)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/14 "2002-05-12T22:01:28Z")
It looks like a Visa card but in place of Visa it says KARMA It’s everywhere you’re going to be. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/15 "2002-05-13T00:08:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dirty Earthworm \* > \*\*[hijack] George Jepsen wouldn’t happen to have a wife named Judy, and a boy named Elroy, would he? [/hijack] > > Sorry…I’ll go sit in the corner now. > > -Dirty \*\* 'Fraid not DE. Wife’s Diana, I’m not sure if he even has kids, let alone what their names are. ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/16 "2002-05-13T00:08:54Z")
“Virginians for Alternatives to the Death Penalty” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/17 "2002-05-13T01:53:44Z")
Front plate says “Union Made.” ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/18 "2002-05-13T10:35:25Z")
I have one that says “This is my only car” I had a Darwin Fish until somebody pulled half of it off. I still have the half they didn’t pull off on there and am trying to remember where I bought it ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/19 "2002-05-13T12:24:34Z")
I saw a really good one the other day , it read “Caution: Driver just doesn’t give a shit anymore” 😃 I NEED that one. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/20 "2002-05-13T12:45:03Z")
“The Red Elvises Kick ass Rockenroll from Siberia” Imagine that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604.md?page=2)