# What's on your bumper sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604 "2002-05-12T06:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/21 "2002-05-13T13:14:23Z")
“Say No to Magical Sky Pixies” Ok, so that’s not true. I’m bumperstickerless, but I’ve only had the car for a couple months. I have some old-style Apple cling stickers, so I’ll probably put one of those in a window. The back window is tinted, though, so I don’t know if it would show through. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/22 "2002-05-13T13:29:27Z")
“The Red Elvises” and “get the fuck away from me” ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/23 "2002-05-13T17:14:44Z")
“There is some shit up with which I will not put” And **MannyL** , check your local 'Head shops, they often have the chrome fish. I saw one once that was the fish, and inside it said “Gefilte.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/24 "2002-05-13T17:34:42Z")
Mine’s clean now but my last Jeep said “Mean People Suck”. ---
**Author:** ![Jorel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jorel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/25 "2002-05-13T17:38:45Z")
My last car had two: “Who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me?” “I think you left the stove on!” (my husband HATES this one…hee hee) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/26 "2002-05-13T18:02:14Z")
None on my car, but on my daughter’s car: _Life’s too short to sail ugly boats_ ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/27 "2002-05-14T00:01:50Z")
I saw one that I wish I’d had several years ago. It said, “My other car is a piece of shit, too.” I’d like to have one that says, “When mean people suck, what do mean people mean by that?” ---
**Author:** ![Trancey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Trancey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancey)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/28 "2002-05-21T14:31:28Z")
mine arent exactly on the bumper, but on the side of the car theres a manitoba sticker with a moose, i hate it so much but i cant get it off then theres a velvet pill sticker and a sticker that says BALLS ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/29 "2002-05-21T14:37:11Z")
I have two. One has the Xfm Radio logo on it and the other is “OZZY F\*CKIN OSBORNE” In black and white, except the \* isn’t a \* on the sticker ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/30 "2002-05-21T16:05:38Z")
Hey, MannyL, my Darwin fish was removed as well! Got mine at [www.northernsun.com](http://www.northernsun.com) AWESOME collection of bumperstickers - guaranteed to offend just about anybody! My best one was “official mafia staff car”, on my first car - a '73 Buick Electra 225 TANK (Black, of course!) Another memorable one was “so many pedestrians, so little time”, placed on the right front quarter panel next to a dent caused by hitting a red pole - the red paint stuck to the dent, and looked pretty much like blood…come to think of it , THAT one was removed, too!:mad: ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/31 "2002-05-21T16:28:32Z")
I don’t have a bumper sticker but I have a sign up in my rear window that I made. It says “IMAGINE PEACE” and it has four symbols in a circle: a cross, a star of david, the crescent moon/star symbol, and the peace symbol. I used to have a “Darwin fish” that said “And chips” in the middle, but it fell off and broke. I think the one I’d most like to have is “If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.” Lord ain’t that the truth. ---
**Author:** ![MachV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@MachV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachV)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/32 "2002-05-21T16:57:26Z")
When I was a kid I had one that said, “I love cats - dead ones”. I had to remove it when I went to work as a pizza delivery boy. Go figure. I nowadays I wouldn’t dream of putting something like that on my car. (Especially since I’ve learned that cats are best when eaten alive.) ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/33 "2002-05-21T19:17:41Z")
1. G.W. Bush – How Dumb is Too Dumb? 2. Baltimore Tattoo Museum – Best Souvenirs in Town ---
**Author:** ![Journeyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Journeyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Journeyman)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/34 "2002-05-21T23:18:37Z")
I saw a very amusing one the other day: My kid got your honor student pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/35 "2002-05-21T23:35:49Z")
I have a DEE euro sticker for Dee Snider Radio. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/36 "2002-05-22T02:12:40Z")
> [@](#): > > I had a Darwin Fish until somebody pulled half of it off. I still have the half they didn’t pull off on there and am trying to remember where I bought it Hey! I had a one of the Darwin Fish humping the Jesus Fish, but someone tore it off too! Fuckers. I only had it for like a week. I ordered it online, but I can’t remember the website. I still have the following: _“Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds”_ with a picture of Bob Marley (that line is, of course, from “Redemption Song”). It’s white with a red Bob and red lettering. _I Still Believe_ - bought this at the headshop where I used to work. It’s one of those Unamerican Activities stickers - black with white type letters on it. _Try Listening_ - same as above. The dude who makes those has the coolest website - [www.unamericanactivities.com](http://www.unamericanactivities.com). It’s very thought-provoking, even if you don’t want to buy his merchandise. _Namaste_, which basically means “the divine in me honors and blesses the divine in you, in truth, we are one, the I AM” in Sanskrit. It’s clear with black letters. _We Are One_, which is green with white lettering. The “O” on one is an Earth. _Free Tibet_, which is sort of torn on one side. It has the Tibetan flag in the background and big yellow letters - very colorful. Finally, a school sticker: _UMBC_, in red and black. Gotta show my pride. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/37 "2002-05-22T03:13:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trancey \* > \*\* > theres a manitoba sticker with a moose, i hate it so much but i cant get it off \*\* Heat that moose up with a hair dryer, then nudge it with a wooden or plastic tool. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/38 "2002-05-22T04:18:56Z")
I actually stuck this on a cheap end table at my residence, but said bumper sticker says “The Rex Allen Arizona Cowboy Museum.” ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/39 "2002-05-22T05:45:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MannyL \* > \*\*I have one that says “This is my only car” > > I had a Darwin Fish until somebody pulled half of it off. I still have the half they didn’t pull off on there and am trying to remember where I bought it \*\* * * * ``` I wonder if the Fish-swipers are the same people who break off window flags at the plastic base...No, they must be some other group--but I don't want to start a GD. Anyhow, I'm on my third flag now. I want another bumper sticker--it's one that I saw in Barstow once. It said: I'm Going Nuckin' Futs! ``` 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/40 "2002-05-22T06:04:40Z")
…is a decal which reads **Bitte Ein Bit**. German Dopers and imported beer drinkers will know this one. Also, back in the 80’s I bought a little red Chevette that had a **Jesus Christ Is Lord** bumper sticker on it. I’m not particularly religious, but I **am** somewhat superstitious, so I deliberated a while before I finally pulled it off. Luckily I traded it before I’d even had it a month. Quasi [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604.md?page=3)