# What's on your bumper sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604 "2002-05-12T06:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/41 "2002-05-22T19:41:47Z")
My car is clean, now, as I loaned it to my sister for a while. But at its peak, it had 36 bumperstickers on it. 1-6. Pearl Jam stickers of varying styles and sizes 7. Against Abortion? Then don’t have one. 8. some cheezy Lollapalooza sticker. 9. Silence=Death Action=Life 10. Pro-Child, Pro-Family, Pro-Choice 11. Skateboarding is not a crime 12. A Grateful Dead sticker 13. A Shaman Mary sticker (local band) 14-16. Jump, Little Children Stickers ([www.jumplittlechildren.com](http://www.jumplittlechildren.com)) 17. Bad Religion 18. Fight Racism 19-21. Andre the Giant Has a Posse ([www.obeygiant.com](http://www.obeygiant.com)) 22. I’ve been to the end! Infinity’s End (Shop in Charlotte, NC) 23. Hang up and drive! 24. SevenMaryThree (band) 25. A sticker with a sun and the Grateful Dead bears on it. 26. Free Tibet with the Tibetan Flag 27. Quicksilver Boardriders Club 28. A big Cat in the Hat sticker 29. The Levis sticker that says Elvis 30. A little sticker that said “Evil Inside” (“pentium inside”) 31. An SRA sticker (local band) 32. Hate is not a family value. 33. TOOL (band) 34. helmet (band) 35. Rage Against the Machine (band) 36. U2 (band) I got pulled over once, because all these stickers were either on my rear windshield or above the front windshield (where the visor covers). The cop said there was no way I could see through my windshield. I got it thrown out when the judge came and sat in my car and decided it was ok. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/42 "2002-05-22T19:57:30Z")
“Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.” ---
**Author:** ![Cruktar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d9b06d/32.png) [@Cruktar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cruktar)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/43 "2002-05-23T03:16:35Z")
I have an oblong, black bumpersticker with white writing that simply says “anti-social,” and a chrome Darwin fish decal above my cargo door. During the summer I may get the courage to put on a rainbow sticker, but in my area that might not be a smart move. ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/44 "2002-05-23T03:36:15Z")
I don’t currently have any, but on my last vehicle I had: “Save the Whales: collect the whole set!” “ **Scoundrel for hire:** fair maidens slain dragons rescued ugly trolls defended virginity cured no job too small no fee to outrageous” “god is an iron” ---
**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/45 "2002-05-23T03:58:59Z")
“I wish wolves ate Californians” Neither are real popular in Montana. I also have a chrome fish that says, “Lutefisk”. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/46 "2002-05-23T05:21:14Z")
I have a Darwin Fish at the moment, and as soon as I can find one, I’m adding a “Too Close for missiles-Switching to Guns.” Or maybe an “I [heart] [Atom]”, If I could get one made. Just to piss of enviromentalists. 🙂 Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/47 "2002-05-23T19:53:40Z")
Delirious? [www.delirious.co.uk](http://www.delirious.co.uk) ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/48 "2002-05-23T20:36:14Z")
my plate frame says “proud to be an Orgasm donor” funny as hell when you see people in the mirror at a light pointing and laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/49 "2002-05-23T22:58:00Z")
I saw a car a while ago that had a Jesus fish _and_ a Darwin fish on it. That made me smile. 🙂 I don’t have any interesting stickers, though – just a couple of those cling decals on my back window (one says University of Michigan and the other says University of Chicago). Nice and tasteful. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/50 "2002-05-24T07:06:20Z")
We don’t do bumper stickers. However, I have a couple that I’m going to give to my dad, who does if they’re good enough. One (if I can find it again… it’s on this desk somewhere…) is a little souvenir type sticker, with a photo of an old stone church and the name of the town where the church is to be found, namely, Hell. The other came free with a comic book flodjunior subscribes to. It’s an oval nationality identifier, with a picture of a certain well-known duck in a sailor suit driving a funny red car superimposed on the N. Around the edges it says in Norwegian: _Keep back! Driver reading Donald Duck & Co._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![madcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@madcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madcat)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/51 "2002-05-24T10:13:06Z")
See Rock City ---
**Author:** ![baltotop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@baltotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baltotop)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/52 "2002-06-09T07:20:12Z")
🆒 Heres another one… “Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.” LOL i just had to buy it when i saw it the other day … soooo dam funny… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/53 "2002-06-09T15:50:24Z")
I have the “Gefilte” fish, although it’s not on my car, it’s here at my computer(bought it at [Archie McPhee’s](http://www.archiemcphee.com), in Seattle, and really don’t want to lose it). It’s eye is an X, and it’s tongue is hanging out. I should have bought two, and actually put one on my car. Would love to see the reactions! ~V ---
**Author:** ![xiphoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac91a4/32.png) [@xiphoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xiphoid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/54 "2002-06-09T15:53:15Z")
Ours says: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (in 2 lines) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/55 "2002-06-09T17:12:51Z")
Mine says, “I Hate Bumperstickers”. ---
**Author:** ![Rybotixx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rybotixx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rybotixx)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/56 "2002-06-09T17:21:19Z")
I was overtaken by a bikie last week, he had no bumper stickers, however the back of his shirt read - If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off again! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/57 "2002-06-09T19:56:39Z")
“I’d rather be Home Brewing” ---
**Author:** ![Oy\_Vey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dbc845/32.png) [@Oy\_Vey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy_Vey)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/58 "2002-06-09T23:27:47Z")
“We pray for the end of ignorance and superstition” and Sometimes seventeen syllables isn’t enough to express a complete ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/59 "2002-06-09T23:32:26Z")
“Keep Honking… I’m Reloading” (OK, not really, but I like that one :)) ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/60 "2002-06-10T03:48:59Z")
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