# What's on your bumper sticker? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 12, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604 "2002-05-12T06:01:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/61 "2002-06-10T05:03:40Z")
I had to remove my 12" “Steal your face” sticker since it was falling apart, but now my car is adorned with one grateful dead sticker, a small sticker that says “PIMPMO” (an inside joke), and a giant “Paintball Authority” decal with the number of the shop on it. Glad I got that off my chest 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/62 "2002-08-28T02:15:41Z")
Short and to-the-point: **Caution: Stunt Driver** ---
**Author:** ![sundog66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@sundog66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sundog66)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/63 "2002-08-28T04:12:41Z")
I don’t have any bumperstickers on now but there are two that I think would be good ideas: “Sona si latine loqueris” and “Honk if you’re moderately fond of Jesus” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/64 "2002-08-28T04:16:47Z")
[Lots of Darwin fish](http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html). ---
**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/65 "2002-08-28T14:13:44Z")
**Visualize Whirled Peas** Two that I’ve seen and want, but haven’t found where to buy yet: **Have you tormented the Devil today?** and **Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?** ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/66 "2002-08-28T15:04:46Z")
I got a new one a few days ago it says “one by one the penguins steal my sanity.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Echo23TC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Echo23TC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Echo23TC)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/67 "2002-08-28T16:26:57Z")
My truck has “My other car is a {tank symbol}”, which is appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/68 "2002-08-28T19:24:27Z")
none on mine, but I saw two on the same car I liked: **Madness Takes its Toll Please Have Exact Change** **I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!** BTW, what is a “head store”? That where they sell shrunken heads? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/69 "2002-08-28T20:16:52Z")
“Head shop” = a place where smoking paraphernalia is sold with large signs claiming “for tobacco use only” even though nobody in the history of the world has ever smoked tobacco with them. Usually also sells t-shirts, magazines, posters, and other smoking-related accessories. I have only one message on my vehicle, a smallish rectangle in my rear window that reads: **We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.** It’s quite amusing to see people pull up behind me, lean forward, squint, and stare blankly, knowing they sort of recognize what they read but unable to remember exactly where, and therefore struck with uncertainty about what, precisely, it’s supposed to mean. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/70 "2002-08-28T21:18:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*_Free Tibet_, which is sort of torn on one side. It has the Tibetan flag in the background and big yellow letters - very colorful. \*\* I make my own at work, one says " **Free Tibet - limit one per customer, while supplies last.** the other says: “\*\* I’m an asshole _And I Vote!_” I change them as I get bored with them. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/71 "2002-08-29T04:10:49Z")
“It’s called thinking. You should try it sometime.” And one that I want someone to make, a spoof off of those stickers on trucks: “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-DNT-CARE” ---
**Author:** ![evolutionbaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9bcb4/32.png) [@evolutionbaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evolutionbaby)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/72 "2002-08-29T17:45:13Z")
Oh… hmmmm. I have a few I guess. 1. Pearl Jam sticker (blue with the ape/man evolution insignia)] 2. U2 sticker that looks like one of those oval European country’s stickers. 3. “Don’t judge a book by its movie.” 4. Pink Floyd (just the words) 5. Darwin fish Evo ---
**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/73 "2002-08-29T22:12:02Z")
Mine are all band stickers. Minor Threat, Weezer, the Cure, Rancid, L7 and a Pearl Jam that I need to put on as soon as I find a little time to wash the back window and stick it on. ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/74 "2002-08-30T00:04:25Z")
“Howard Stern is God” ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/75 "2002-08-30T00:39:10Z")
“Mean people suck, Nice people swallow” I have yet to actually _put it on_ the Jeep though. ---
**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/76 "2002-08-30T08:14:53Z")
NOFX That is all ---
**Author:** ![domesticatedjunglefowl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@domesticatedjunglefowl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/domesticatedjunglefowl)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2002, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-bumper-sticker/108604/77 "2002-08-30T23:02:24Z")
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