# What's on your Fucket List? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286 "2012-08-03T13:06:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/1 "2012-08-03T13:06:07Z")
I’m sure most everyone is familiar with the term “Bucket List:” a list of things you’d like to do before you die. See the Wonders of the World, visit Venice, see the Eiffel Tower, ride in a fighter jet, go skydiving… I recently became acquainted with the idea of a “Fucket List:” a list of things you’d do if you found out you only had a month to live; things you might not do for fear of contracting a deadly disease, or getting thrown in jail for the rest of your life. Castrate Rush Limbaugh, find out what all the hub-bub is over “bath salts,” track down your former soul-mate, sleep with your former soul-mate, kill your former soul-mate (maybe not even in that order!). So, what’s on your Fucket List? I’d probably try Heroin. No doubt I’d be hooked before I could finish cookin’ it up, but I could probably afford to keep fixed up for at least a month. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/2 "2012-08-03T13:30:14Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > track down your former soul-mate, sleep with your former soul-mate, kill your former soul-mate (maybe not even in that order!). Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/3 "2012-08-03T13:39:38Z")
I’d go to Australia and spend my last days learning to surf and drinking Aussie beers with hot Aussie boys. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/4 "2012-08-03T13:42:33Z")
Maybe kill some tyrant in a suicide mission? Try heroin and cocaine, certainly. Spend all my savings on being pampered. Okay,no, I’d have to think of my son. But I assume a true Fucket list excludes being responsible for your kids) ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/5 "2012-08-03T14:34:27Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > (…I assume a true Fucket list excludes being responsible for your kids) Up to you. I assume a continuum: some people probably feel that they are off to their final reward and will feel the need to clean up their act; others will feel the world will end once they stop perceiving it, and no debauchery would be too depraved. ---
**Author:** ![Coustralee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Coustralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coustralee)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/6 "2012-08-03T14:49:56Z")
I’d get out of Australia, away from beer drinking surfers ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/7 "2012-08-03T14:53:21Z")
Buy life insurance. Heroin, sure, why not. I’d love to blow money on an expensive gorgeous call-girl (or two together), but I think it would hurt my wife, so I still can’t even if I’m gonna die. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/8 "2012-08-03T15:26:25Z")
What? You can’t do these things until you only have a month to live? Uh oh. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/9 "2012-08-03T15:27:44Z")
- Tell my grandboss what I _really_ think of her. - Transfer all our debt to my credit cards (yeah, that’s right - fuck _you_, Visa!) - Eat [fugu](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu). ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/10 "2012-08-03T15:48:23Z")
Take out the entirety of the Westboro Baptist Church. And not to dinner. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/11 "2012-08-03T16:22:08Z")
I’d break all the SDMB rules until I was banned for life. Suckers … You only banned me for a month and you don’t even know it. Ha ha ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/12 "2012-08-03T16:22:51Z")
Figure out a way to get all the venom-spewing right-wing slime such as Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter, O’Reilly, etc. in a room together. Don’t know how, but what the hell, this is fantasy land. Wait for the photo op. I’d be wearing a BIG suicide bomb. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/13 "2012-08-03T16:34:41Z")
> [@Coustralee](#): > > I’d get out of Australia, away from beer drinking surfers How do you feel about north Florida? Perhaps we could arrange a trade? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/14 "2012-08-03T16:40:12Z")
ooo Fugu sounds like a good one, neurotoxin roulette! \*Heroin and crack cocaine [already tried nose blow, did nothing for me except numb my front teeth and make my nose run] \*Hm, tell off Queen Elizabeth - I think she should abdicate and give Chuck a shot at the crown before he drops dead. Actually, I think all ruling monarchs and dictators should abdicate for a chosen successor, might reduce unrest. \*Hold the top economists hostage and hit them with a clue by four on exactly why they are full of shit about outsourcing \*spend a month trying out all the strange drugs [except the one you have to snort up on some damned mountain at the ass-crack of dawn that makes you vomit. I hate vomiting.] I know I like shrooms and LSD, so I don’t need to do those other than as a fond revisiting. I would need to have a nice safe comfortable womb-like room to do it in, and a couple friends to help me feel safe and comfy. \*deface a national monument - how about painting the statue of Abe Lincoln in Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/15 "2012-08-03T16:48:29Z")
> [@MN\_Maenad](#): > > Take out the entirety of the Westboro Baptist Church. And not to dinner. Honestly, I’m kind of surprised some dirt poor dying hobo with a gun hasn’t tried to go down this way. Assuming this happened before the wife and kid… sell everything I have, move to Vegas, blow it on hookers and booze, and blow, and hookers, and booze. Then, rent a really fast car, find a decent spot near the Grand Canyon, and do what Evel Knievel couldn’t… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/16 "2012-08-03T17:01:05Z")
The main thing I’ve thought about is taking opiates and benzos–why not go out happy? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/17 "2012-08-03T17:04:53Z")
I…damn. Seriously, the only thing stopping you guys from bingeing on cocaine and heroin is your health? And as for, “I’d go and murder Persons X, Y, Z, and Q”, I have no response to that. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/18 "2012-08-03T17:35:25Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Seriously, the only thing stopping you guys from bingeing on cocaine and heroin is your health? …well, it is kind of expensive. For my own list, I find it more disconcerting that the legal ramifications are the only thing stopping me from killing or maiming. I do recognize that this is a bit of a thought experiment. If the diagnosis really came down, I still don’t think I could bring myself to kill someone. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/19 "2012-08-03T17:47:39Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > - Transfer all our debt to my credit cards (yeah, that’s right - fuck _you_, Visa!) Oh, I like this one!! And I’d also tell a few people exactly what I thought of them too - both good and bad. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286/20 "2012-08-03T18:17:57Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > I…damn. Seriously, the only thing stopping you guys from bingeing on cocaine and heroin is your health? > > And as for, “I’d go and murder Persons X, Y, Z, and Q”, I have no response to that. :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-fucket-list/630286.md?page=2)