# What's on your key chain?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 7, 2007, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026 "2007-01-07T06:47:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/61 "2007-01-08T18:53:08Z")

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Key & Fob to my car  
key to wife’s car  
bicycle kryptonite lock key (last used MANY years ago, not sure why it’s on the keychain)  
Key to the traphouse (clay pigeon range) at the fish & game club.  
key to the gun locker  
Phi Kappa Sigma keychain decoration.  
Motorcycle key  
House key  
NRA Silver Bullet Brigade fake bullet (TSA loves that key decoration :eek: )  
an old silver claddah ring that the wife bought for me while dating, and inspiration for my wedding ring (in gold now).  
small carabiner like device  
key to the in-laws house  
key to the in-laws garage  
another schlage of unknow use

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/62 "2007-01-08T19:33:37Z")

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The electronic gadget that is supposed to open the van and set it’s alarm but it doesn’t work.  
The electronic gadget that DOES work my garage and front door deadbolt remotely.  
My van key.  
Key to the back door.  
Two keys for the front door (regular and deadbolt).  
Key to the bedroom.  
A clippy thingy I can’t describe. It’s some kind of hook.  
One of those circular screwdrivers - they are flat, shaped like a circle and have like four tabs that each is a different size screwdriver? It says 4 way pocket screwdriver on it.  
A wrench type thingy that will work the electric switches at O’Hare airport that a friend of mine gave me who used to be a union electrician.  
A baby swiss army knife.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/63 "2007-01-08T19:39:18Z")

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Keys for:

Apartment complex door  
Apartment door  
Back door  
Storage locker  
Mailbox  
Car

And my keychain itself is a little silver Colosseum souvenir I picked up in Rome.

I can’t imagine carrying around keychains like half of you people have. I’d need to put it on wheels and drag it behind me!

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/64 "2007-01-08T19:42:59Z")

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Mine is pretty sparse.

Apartment key  
2 keys to my parents house  
Bud Light bottle opener (necessary)  
Small rubber Mizzou thing I got for free

Until recently I had two keys to one of my best friend’s apartment, but he moved out so those are gone.

I don’t like to have too much on my keychain because I often put them in my pocket and I don’t wear pants super loose with tons of pocket room.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/65 "2007-01-08T19:44:24Z")

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Car key  
House key  
Another key (for what, I don’t know)  
Key ring reading “Charles M. Schulz Museum” with a picture of Snoopy on it

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/66 "2007-01-08T19:47:01Z")

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Oh yeah, I have my car key on there as well. Duh. And a spare in my wallet.

And the 2 keys to my parents house - one unlocks the two locks on the front door. The other is a holdover from when I was younger and my parents locked their bedroom door during the day because my brother always had people over. They did not trust his friends, but they gave me a key in case I needed anything from their room when I was home (always stole mom’s haircare products and such). My brother had so many people in and out of our house back then, I definitely do not blame them for locking their door.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/67 "2007-01-08T20:17:31Z")

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Hmm, lets see…

Car key  
house key  
door key to work  
Victorinox Minichamp with hacked red LED minilight scale and pen scale  
red Photon Freedom Max squeezylight (backup-backup light)  
Fenix E0 AAA LED light (backup light, for when i need an ultra-long runnning, but not particularly bright light, 5 lumen output, 18+ hours of constant burntime on Alkaline, longer on Lithium AAA)  
Fenix E1 AAA LED light (general purpose keyring light, 12 lumens, about 4 hours burntime)

that’s basically it, nothing particularly exciting here

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/68 "2007-01-08T20:49:09Z")

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Keyless entry fob  
car key  
2 house keys  
fire safe key  
carabiner (non-safety)  
swiss-tech led light.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-on-your-key-chain/387026/69 "2007-01-09T07:03:02Z")

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Oh, fine. Now I’m lusting after even more stuff to put on my keychain. (Thanks to everyone who put links to nifty items.

And the fobs described are (as you would expect from these boards) a fascinating collection. I know there’s a sociological or cultural research paper just begging to be written. Or maybe a coffee table book …

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